Decepticon by Le Tigre is so totally my favorite song. It makes my sholders, torso, and hips do strange things. Man, I'm sexually frustrated. I got far too used to amazing sex atleast twice a day. I think I'm going to die.

Tomorrow I'll be dead because I went out with a new wave girl even though I was a norwiegan punk rocker.

Guess who came into work last night! None other than the love of my junior high years, Claire Hudgens. She told me that John had been asking about me and they had both decided to come to mobile and search me out. Claire is so amazing, that she would miss me is a huge compliment. We are going to hang out friday. Hooray! I gave her free cheesecake. ( Read more... )

I'm disgustingly happy ( Read more... )

Oh good heavens! What a wonderful vacation. Against all odds, I had the best time of my life on this family vacation. There are 2 reasons. 1. how beautiful our suroundings are and 2. I met a boy ( Read more... )

Jilly Markle is hot. I'm so happy about this. I always thought she was beautiful, but for some reason she got picked on relentlessly. I remember what it was like to be torrmented in school about ones looks and that shit gets under your skin after a couple of years. I wonder if she's realized how attractive she is yet. When one discovers such a ( Read more... )

Why, oh why, isn't daft punk on tour? After such an amazing alubm as Human After All...well...they simply have to. Gorillaz also must go on tour soon. If they both do not...I'm pretty sure I'll die.

We caught 2 HUUUUUUUUGE trout last night. They were 6 feet long at least. ^_ ( Read more... )

I am so incredibly happy.

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory was one of the most amazing movies I've seen in years. It far surpassed all of my already high expectations. Tim Burton is a genious, bold and fearless. It was a feast for the eyes, the imagination, and ones rational mind. Not only did he acuratley portray the characters by realistic dialog, but by their ( Read more... )

I'm an ordinary man,
Who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance,
to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants...
An average man am I, of no eccentric whim,
Who likes to live his life, free of strife,
doing whatever he thinks is best, for him.

If only such a thing were possible.