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[bambamford]

Okay bitches, 20% off guitar lessons for tales because I'm bamf that way. And my last lesson just walked out because I called his shit wea

MAC WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU. ROCK BAND COMPETITION TONIGHT AT BARNEY'S. DON'T BE A HATER. I NEED SOMEONE TO SING.

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[bbgoat]

Question. Do we need a guitar of our own.

[bbgoat]

Oh oh oh Kurt Dahle!

[bambamford]

Not who I was going for but a promise is a promise.

[bbgoat]

So are you always a weird hardass, or do you just like to put new people through trials by fire?

[bambamford]

As much as I enjoy torturing newbies, I'm afraid I'm always this way. But go ahead, try to find another guitar teacher who didn't roadie for Black Sabbath or doesn't want you to learn how to play like Diana Krall.

[bbgoat]

Oh god. You know how to motivate.

[bambamford]

That's what I thought.

[bbgoat]

The last time I took guitar lessons, the guy got busted for possession DURING my third session.

[bambamford]

Dude, and he was like 50 and had hair down to his waist right.

[bbgoat]

No, he was like mid thirties and was all bitter about some failed label when he was 19.

[bambamford]

Did he tell you it would change New Wave as we knew it?

[bbgoat]

His name was "Kell".

[bambamford]

Oh man, better than I could ever imagine.

[bbgoat]

I'm sure he had a fantastic time in jail.