Learning to Fall for the Teacher's Pet (for evaporate)

[yuki_scorpio]

For: evaporate
Title: Learning to Fall for the Teacher's Pet or: all of God's lambs chase the dragon's tail sometimes.
Pairing/characters: Kite/Rin primarily. Varied cast of characters.
Rating: R for language and adult situations.
Warning (if any): Abuse and mishandling of Japanese suffixes, pronouns and terms of endearment. Liberal and blatant 'sampling'

Comments

[pixxers]

There's something for everyone! :D

*helps mop up brains* Thank you very much. I'm glad you liked it.

[evaporate]

Fic!

I would love to read this, but alas, I am drowning in midterms and papers and conferences right now and won't have an ounce of free time until I get back home in a week, so I will... comment more relevantly then, I promise.

Thank you for writing! :> I'm sure it's, um... very... unique... (XD) but Mearsheimer owns me for the time being.

[evaporate]

Ugh, there's no excuse that can really cover how long it took me to read and comment, so I won't try, but I am genuinely sorry.

I have to admit that I was a little terrified of reading after looking at the list of warnings (... possibly because a lot of those are squicks) but you carried them out in a way that didn't make me want to kill myself (as they are wont to do), so mad kudos there.

This was utterly hilarious and adorable and so, so incredibly bad (in a good way! I promise! ... I am bad with words). Ryoga cracked me the hell up, Fuji as a psychotic juvenile delinquent was painfully amusing, and I adored how Kite pretty much hated everything.

It was a ridiculously fun, if occasionally terrifying, read. If half of the Pit's badfic was as awfully wonderful as this, I might not have cried so much the last time I tried to read through the Prince of Tennis section.

Thank you so much for writing!

[pixxers]

No excuses necessary. Maybe I should learn to be patient. XD

I was very, very careful to avoid the squicks you listed in your request while still maintaining the element of badfic that we all love to roll our eyes at. I was really hoping that you'd like it and realize that I tried to stay within the boundaries of your request with every scene involved.

I wish this was the kind of badfic we had to slog through in the comms. I was also sad that I couldn't work a prostitute Shishido in there. Maybe next time.

You're very welcome ~ I hope you were as entertained as I was. :D

[reposoir]

Dear author-

You had me at Angelman Syndrome!Yukimura.

Hell, you had me at KENYA!

&hearts

(P.S. Look at the hot icon of Baba's pit hair)

[shikishi]

we need to discuss this Angelman's Syndrome misinformation you have, A.

There is no way Seichii has it, he speaks far too much in this. Angelman's kids (and adults) have limited speech, and often use noise to articulate instead.

here is a good website.

[pixxers]

Kenya with boobs worked out rather nicely, I think. :D

♥ Yukimura is special. As will be the sequel.

(Do you think he should have more pit hair?)

[setra]

....wow. Just wow. I think I'm still stunned that it actually lived up to /all/ the warnings.
Nicely done. &hearts

[pixxers]

The warning is longer than the summary. :D

♥ Thanks babe ~ I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[anjenue]

Is it bad that I thought this was absolutely adorable? XDDDD Seriously. WIN, anon. I don't think there was a single thing about this that I didn't enjoy. And I can't decide who was my favourite, between Atobe and his muffin, batshit!Yukimura, and foul-mouthed, madeleine-loving Akutsu. And the TezuFuji was inspired. As was "Renji-chan" taking pictures of hung-like-a-mule Genchi. So in general, just. YES.

[pixxers]

I think Atobe was my favorite. But Yukimura was a close second. :D :D

♥ Thanks, Anj. Akutsu and Marui will figure into the sequel.