Last night, me and Camila went out for dinner. First salad, then pizza, then coffee with Bayleys, then chocolate ( Read more... )

Oh, did I mention that you obviously know in advance that your husband will say to you, after ten years of marriage "Well, this was nice. I had fun. Good luck with your life, I want someone younger and with bigger boobs now" ?

Girls, remember, if you are ever going to have sex: contraception is YOUR problem because the female is the one who has to bear the consequences. If the guy doesn't think about it, you have to do it. And you were the one who agreed to sex after all ( Read more... )

Sooo, I haven't been feeling so well these past few days, so I watched Sex and the City. Which got me out of my I-Am-A-Failure mood into a Why-Can't-I-Have-Sex-Or-At-Least-A-Boyfriend mood. So I went to town to cure this mood with Chinese food, LOTS of Chinese food. Well, I am sitting there, eating some delicious noodles when I notice this Chinese ( Read more... )

Your cambré looks really beautiful. Your legs... not. Straighten those knees.
Don't do that arabesque so high during the temps levé.
Pointe that foot.
Foot should be at the knee.
Don't arch your back.
Head!
Mind your arm.
Turnout!
Fifth, not third.

Ballet was crap...

Some people are too stupid for their own good. Making assumptions, being ill-informed and just generally blaming their obvious stupidity on me. This dancin_jo_jo someone clearly has besoin de mourir dans un trou!

who the hell pays 90 (NINETY!!) € for an ankle bandage?? I sure as hell don't.

so yeah, I just feel like updating this journal ( Read more... )

My laptop is broken. I don't exactly know what it is, but some problem with the hardware. For the moment, all my files are lost. The guy who will hopefully be able to repair it, said that they can take the drive out of the laptop and burn my files on dvd though ( Read more... )

My 13-years old sister is probably anorexic and uses our kitchen knives to slit her underarms.

Life is just fucking brilliant, eh?