How useful

[baljemmett]

So, the BBC is currently reporting:

BREAKING NEWS:
UK terror threat level raised from substantial to severe, home secretary announces

Poll TERROR!
After all, why bother with useful information when you can simply announce an arbitrary 'threat level'? Place your bets now!

Comments

[sweh]

Storm Downing Street, overthrow the government, return rationality to the country.

[vatine]

"Make a nice cuppa" is, possibly, The Right Reaction.

[baljemmett]

... I cannot believe I forgot that one. *slaps forehead*

[bizzkwitt]

make a cheese pie to go with the nice cup of tea...

[heliumbreath]

Stocking up on perishables was a trick answer, right? Gotta stock up on fuel for the generator because the last survivor still able to rant on the Internet wins.

[vatine]

Make that "generators", then. There's quite a few taht drives the more central choke-points.

[dagbrown]

Keep calm and carry on, obviously.