Life, Fandom, and Precome.

[balefully]

How is it already Wednesday?! HOW?! Class starts in less than a week, and the MCAT is in JUST OVER EIGHT DAYS. OMFG. D: D: D: I am so beyond unprepared, it's kind of ridiculous. I'm back in C'ville now, though, ostensibly to convince myself to really crack down. However, when I got here on Monday night, I WAS LOCKED OUT. They had CHANGED.

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[valiant]

My ex produced A LOT of precome and I always found it a little gross because it was so copious it made giving head a serious issue for me. I just would gag on it all! I do like to include it when I'm writing porn, and when I'm watching porn and the guy is producing a lot, I do tend to find it hot, even though in real life it can detract from my experience.

[balefully]

YAY for stories of copious precome! \o/! You were one of the writers who originally opened my eyes to the joys of slimy runny precome in the first place, I think. *_*!

And yeah, there are definitely things I find UNBEARABLY hot in fic that I probably wouldn't, were I to encounter them in real life. Like the floods of precome, ridiculously enormous cocks, gagging while getting face-fucked, and a lot of the nasty, dirty noises and mess. It's hot in theory, but I'd laugh/be embarrassed/be annoyed if I had to actually deal with it too much.

[philalethia]

Dude, I was just surfing GayTube yesterday, and now! I have video evidence that some men produce copious amounts of precome! (Totally not safe for work, obviously.)

[balefully]

HOLY. SHIT.

*ETAS POST*

SPGLIMLWMTgdposmfhdpfmohmmmmm. nNNnnghh.dsfhdonglf.

[balefully]

I MAY POSSIBLY BE WATCHING IT ON LOOP. OSIGNSdgnflkh.

[therealw]

OMG, there's a LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP? I don't get men, they all spend their lives wishing for a bigger cock and the ones that DO have it need a supoort group? *gives up on ever understanding the male brain*

[balefully]

THEY ARE CRAZY.

BUT, to be fair, women are no better! Some begging and pleading and getting surgical enhancements to have bigger boobs, and then those that have TOO big boobs hate them and want them smaller. I'm sure there's a support group out there for big-breasted women, and I mean there are REAL health concerns there, and I'm sure guys with overly big dicks do have lots of real problems with them, too.

BUT IN GENERAL AHAHAHA IT JUST SOUNDS FUNNY. OSIdngosnfihldfhj. Oh men.

[delicatelight]

OMG. Men's Guards. That is HYSTERICAL.

I love your medical rants. They're so educational, and yet, highly amusing.

[balefully]

I KNOOOOW. Ahahaha, poor drippy men. :( Wearing glorified diapers around in their undies. NOW THEY KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!

Ahaha, I aim to please! ;)! Mostly I just want to justify my own depravity, whether it be with prostates or precome, hee.

[pushingyouaway]

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR MCATS MISS LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!

oh jensen. you silly silly gayman.

*cookies*

[balefully]

YAY THANK YOU! I will need it SOBAD. soinhfoh D:

Oh Jensen. What a schmoo. <3!

I am actually eating cookies RIGHT NOW! :D!