SPN!
(WARNING: BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SQUEE SHRIEKFEST. THIS ENTIRE POST IS IN CAPSLOCK. OVERT YOUR EYES IF THIS IS OFFENSIVE.)
OH MY FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@Qrwsgdcf
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I LITERALLY. LITERALLY.
DO NOT FUCKING KNOW WHERE TO START.
A) THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE EPISODE OF SPN EVER. EVER. MORE THAN BUABS, EVEN.
B) I CANNOT. I SERIOUSLY CANNOT FUCKING FIND THE WORDS. THE EPIC INCENDIARY HOTNESS OF SAM CANNOT BE TEXTUALLY RENDERED. WILL NEVER BE TEXTUALLY RENDERED. THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY. OSGINIDngofhnLISDnhodin COVERED IN BLOOD AND PULLING OUT THE BULLET AND SEWING HIMSELF BACK UP AND OBSESSING AND TURNING MANIC OVER LOSING DEAN. (HE TURNED INTO HIS FATHER, DON'T DENY. EVEN THE WEAPONS HOLDER IN THE TRUNK OMFG AMAZING!) EVERY SINGLE TIME HE CRIED. EVERY SINGLE MORNING WHEN HE WOKE UP AND SAW DEAN AGAIN. (THAT TSHIRT OMFG. HIS ARMS OMFG. HIS CHEST OMFG.) HIS FUCKING PERFECT SCULPTED ASS IN THOSE PAJAMA PANTS, HIS LOWER BACK AND THAT HINT OF SOGINSILNSONG CRACK. HE. I JUST. I CANNOT EVEN. I AM LIKE.
SOGINWTNHPWIUTGDSNPHUOQTNP:OQUATNGZ:LXHNsldn:ODSUNHJ!!!!Qws
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I HAVE ACTUALLY GONE BRAINDEAD. ACTUALLY BRAINDEAD. HE IS SO FUCKING FLAMINGLY SCORCHING MY BRAIN MELTED AND RAN OUT MY EARS AND I AM JUST A SHELL SITTING HERE SOGINLdhosifnhOSINHGOLSIgnolsindgS SPASTICLY SHRIEKING AND UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.
C) TINGLY WHEN HE TAKES CONTROL. SAM IS THE TOPPIEST TOPPING TOP IN THE UNIVERSE. DOM!SAM IS CANON AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. DEAN AOSGUNDILgnsofdinOSINH FUCKING LOVES IT. EAT YOUR BREAKFAST. SJGNOWTSODUNXHodiNGHPOITWNPIQN!!!!!!!!!!!Qws.
D) DEAN DYING IN SAM'S ARMS AND SAM CRYING IS ONLY JUST ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MENTAL IMAGES EVER. AND LIKE. WTF. CANON. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. AND JUST. JUST. *FLAIL*
E) THE HUG. THE MOTHERFUCKING HUG. I SERIOUSLY. LIKE. I PAUSED IT. AND SAM WAS STARING DIRECTLY AT DEAN'S LIPS. (ETA:
) AND THEY WERE BOTH COMPLETELY SILENT. AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "IF I NEVER UNPAUSE THIS. I WILL NEVER KNOW THAT THEY DIDN'T START MAKING OUT RIGHT THEN. I CAN LIVE FOREVER IN LIMBO, AND KNOW THAT THEY HAVE HOT LOVING THANKGODYOU'RENOTDEAD SEX RIGHT THE FUCK NOW." AND THEN I UNPAUSED IT AND THEY DIDN'T BUT THEY FUCKING MIGHT AS WELL HAVE.
THIS ENTIRE EPISODE WAS TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY ABOUT SAM'S LOVE FOR DEAN. HIS FUCKING CODEPENDENT NEED FOR HIM. I CANNOT EVEN. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. I AM JUST. THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER.
*ROLLS AROUND IN ETERNAL GLEE!*
F) THIS EPISODE WAS WORTH TEN TIMES OVER ALL THE BULLSHIT I WENT THROUGH TO SEE IT. I DON'T FUCKING CARE THAT IT IS 5.34 AM AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT AND HAVE GONE CERTIFIABLY INSANE. I AM JUST. SO FUCKING HIGH. ON THIS TELEVISION SHOW.
NOTHING CAN EVER FUCKING BRING ME DOWN.
ONCE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE:
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SAM'S GORGEOUSNESS. AND AMAZINGNESS. AND JUST. GENERAL EXISTENCE. FUCKING. MAKES ME COMPLETE, OKAY? AND I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT.
I THINK DEAN WOULD AGREE WITH ME.