[037-- Video/Action | Fourth Wall Weekend Post]

[bakaitoukid]

[Cue Kaito adding to the network spam, one very confused expression dancing across his features. He's been keeping track of the posts everyone has been making, and... well. He has easily picked up on the fact that something weird is going on.

And that doesn't count all the new faces he's seen wandering around Violet City for the past day]

The

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[Action] ...666?!

[fauxearl]

[Hey Kaito! He likes magic. A lot. Show him a trick! ...Sometime before he gets bored.]

How did we get up here? It's a bloody good mystery, that is, figuring out how two blokes managed to get to the top of a roof!

[AHAHAHAHAHAH] Unless, of course, you're somehow behind it.

[Action] ... SO OMINOUS

[bakaitoukid]

[...... staring at this new arrival. As he hangs onto the Bellsprout statue, trying not to fall to his POTENTIAL DEATH below]

Don't blame me! I didn't do anything!

[Action] HELL YEAH IT IS ....nothingbetterhappen

[fauxearl]

[Don't mind him, he'll just waltz over to you like nothing is out of the ordinary~]

I guess I shouldn't since I don't know at all. Unless you want to know me? [Hip bump~]

[Action] ... WELL CONSIDERING THE NATURE OF THIS EVENT... things could go badly very quickly :|a

[bakaitoukid]

[ajpdsofjapsodf gripping the statue so the hip bump doesn't send him over the edge. Weeeeell this guy is blunt]

Depends on what you mean by 'know me,' but the answer is probably nooooo.

[Action] HMM WELL GONNA MAKE SURE IT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME~

[fauxearl]

[AHAAHA So this guy CAN be interesting! Can he cling? TOO BAD DOING IT ANYWAY.]

Are you sure? I think we'd be jolly good mates! [And that look he's giving... it's a little too suggestive~]

[Action] OPADSJPFOD /puts on emergency hardhat

[bakaitoukid]

[... eeeedging away now, letting go of the statue once he's safely back on the roof]

Thanks for the offer, but. Er. You see, I have this girlfriend... [trailing off THE GIRLFRIEND IS NONEXISTENT b-but maybe it'll get his point across]

[Action] /plays unfitting music~ 8DDD

[fauxearl]

That's never mattered before, believe me.

[He has this special way of making men want him. Do you want him, Kaito? You do. He can see it in your eyes. And he's clinging~ and he's. reaching up. to whisper. in. your. ear.]

Where is she now~?

[Action] /cracking up, no lie

[bakaitoukid]

[OH SOB that is far too close for comfort. He geeeeently tries to disentangle himself from the clinging. Personal spaaaaace]

Do you enjoy creeping people out like this when you first meet them?

[Action] /my job is forever complete <3

[fauxearl]

[No such thing. He'll just dance around you now~ HE CAN NEVER BE DETERRED]

Do you enjoy being so bloody stiff? [massaging your shoulders. Your personal space is a thing of the past!] You should relax~! Unless you're too old and spent to do even that, you dirty man.

[Action] /will just sit here and lol as she tags. forever

[bakaitoukid]

[WHYYYY my poor personal space, how I cherished it so ;-; Now he's swatting at Alois's hands, trying to pull away and reclaim his spaaace]

C'mon, I'm not stiff! And I'm 17; I'm not old.

[Action] /gets popcorn~~

[fauxearl]

Really? [groin pat] Not yet. [going back to massaging like nothing happened~]

17, 23, it wouldn't matter. I can see you staring. [At him.]

[Action]

[bakaitoukid]

[jasopdfj THAT gets Kaito to dart to the opposite end of the roof, well out of reach, an expression of D: dancing across his features]

I'm not staring! [waving his hands now] Look, I'm sure you're a nice guy! But I'm not interested, so if you could just... stay over there...

[Action]

[fauxearl]

[Aw, he ran off. But what an interesting expression~! Heispreparedtochase.]

Ahahahahah~! Ahahahahah!! [AHAHAH~~!!!]

Really now? With just the two of us up here, anything can happen! [care to dance, pardner?]

[Action]

[bakaitoukid]

[this guy has an eerie laugh sob. But Kaito's once again teetering on the edge of the roof, this time purposefully. He jerks his thumb over his shoulder to indicate the road below]

This fall is probably a good five seconds. Taking the stairwell is a two minute trip.

That would leave me one minute and fifty-five seconds to escape. How far do you think a magician can get in that time period?

[unless of course Alois jumps with him BUT HE IS NOT COUNTING ON THAT]

[Action]

[fauxearl]

That's a reasonable calculation. [Takes a look doooooooown. That's a long. Fuck he shouldn't have looked. OH WELL GOTTA JUST NOT LOOK.]

A magician? I know a little magic too, Mister Magician!

[SILLY KAITO-KYUUUUUUN ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED]

How far would a magician go? How far? How far?

[Action]

[bakaitoukid]

[frooowning as he watches him, teetering back just a little bit]

A magician always pushes the limits of reality. It's part of the job description.