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[bakahatsu_un]

Ha?

What is this place? I had to go out looking for that imbecile Tobi, because he disappeared, un. Hopefully Probably fell down a hole, un. I wish.Aha. I know what this is, un! Itachi! Blind Boy! You set your damn Mangekyou on me, un! Take it off, before I have to waste any of my clay on you, un

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[of_the_red_sand]

...

I would offer my apologies, or maybe mock your ironic predicament... but I'm too tired and confused at the moment.

I seem to be very alive.

[bakahatsu_un]

.....wha?

Sasori-danna? How are you alive?

This has to be part of the Mangekyou, un....

[lazy_vassal]

....♥

[bakahatsu_un]

....And you would be?

People can be so useless, un.

[lazy_vassal]

You can call me whatever you want♥

[bakahatsu_un]

....What's with the freaky hearts, un?

How can you not have a name, un?

[tobiisagoodboy]

Deidara-sempai! You're alive!!

[bakahatsu_un]

Oh god....

Un....I don't remember ever dying, so of course I'm alive.
Where have you been, un? Not that I cared...it just meant I got the credit for once...

[tobiisagoodboy]

I've been here with Itachi-san! We've had all sorts of fun :)

[bakahatsu_un]

I actually feel kinda bad for the boy, un.

*strained, through teeth* L-like what, u-un?

[cheeky_fox]

You're alive?!!

[bakahatsu_un]

The Kyuubi brat, un....

I was never dead to begin with, idiot.

[cheeky_fox]

N-no fucking way!! DX

I saw you blow up!

[bakahatsu_un]

No fucking way what? That you're the Kyuubi brat? That's common knowledge, un.

Well, you obviously didn't, un. I'm quite obviously here and whole. And surrounded by idiots, un. Don't you know a diversion tactic when you see one, un?

[snapcrackleboom]

...Kira-kun?- no wait... .____.

Um. This is Avoria. Your powers probably don't work, which is sort of blunt but, um, it's better to know right off the bat...

[bakahatsu_un]

Avoria, un....What shinobi nation is it in?

Powers? You mean jutus, un? Well, seeing as I threw clay at Tobi, I'd say they work pretty well, un.