http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/07/world/europe/07italy.html?ref=world

But... without the bureaucracy, how will he maintain control?

Today, my boss came into work (he was at a Depo all day) and immediately called me into his office.

Boss: "Why can't I get onto the network?"

Me: *glances at computer* "...I think your computer is off."

Boss: *powers up computer*

Me: *cough*

Boss: "...huh."

The Night Before Christmas ( Read more... )

Subject: Mr. Koffi Annan

"Attention:

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and
family?,You may not
understand why this mail came to you.
We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months
which ended 2
days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS."

I had no idea I was so vital to international politics.

"As foretold in property codex of old, harken ye to this thine 30 day notice letter."

My mind is weird.

18 months after announcing his illness to the world, Robert Jordan has died.

Goddamnitt.

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in ur lj, posting from iphone

So I was just in court, downtown ( Read more... )

I can't believe it.

The giant-ass HP laser printer in my "office" just said:

PC LOAD LETTER

Fabulous.