Quotes o'the Weekend

[badmagic]

Not how you make toast.
"Did you know that bread will catch fire if you fill it with candles?"

Nukesicle!
"Nuclear reactor on a stick."

Pirates vs. Dinosaurs, part II.
"An allosaur could get through the door. Then it's time to break out the muskets."

What were the quotes of your weekend?

Comments

[thirdbase]

"You don't fuck my fantasy, I won't fuck yours."

also

"Just go nail the theses to the door" "Why would I nail feces to the door?""Hey, can we light it on fire and then ring the doorbell?"

[squishydish]

Summarizing a discussion at work: So in a lot of these invasion movies and TV shows, the aliens are after our natural resources, not just our tasty, tasty human flesh. The lizards in V want our water, the Independence Day invaders want our stuff in general, etc. (Not in the discussion, but see Planet Looters at tvtropes.com)
Me: So actually, all our pollution, trashing the environment, that's an anti-invasion strategy, to make it less desirable!
John: A scorched-Earth policy!