Ficlet: With The Fishes

[badly_knitted]

Title: With The Fishes

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: It was an accident, but Ianto’s not in a very forgiving mood.

Word Count: 507

Written For: My own prompt ‘Any, any, Accidentally driving into a body of water,’ at

Comments

[cyberiad_queen]

Ohhh, boy; Ianto in a snit! I don't think I'd want to be on the wrong end of him, lol!

[badly_knitted]

Does Ianto have a wrong end? I rather like both ends. The top end is pretty and the bottom end is very nicely shaped ;)

Yes, Ianto in a snit is a fearful sight, Jack had better tread carefully to avoid worsening his punishment...

Thank you!

[cyberiad_queen]

I tend to not look at bottom ends, myself, so I wouldn't know; the upper end is quite nice, though. :)

Haha, I get the feeling he probably will end up making things worse for himself. Trouble and men named Jack, in general (there really seems to be a trend, in fiction/folklore/history), seem to go hand-in-hand!

[badly_knitted]

That's true, I can think of several Jacks that tend to be trouble magnets...

I've seen photos of GDL from behind, and he definitely has a very nice rear, trust me on this. JB's is also very nice - Rear of the Year awards to prove it!

My email keeps logging me out for no reason so I'm giving up and heading to bed in an effort to have an earlier night. Been a bit under the weather the last few days and I was hoping to get to town at the weekend for the craft fair and owls, so I need to give myself a little tlc. Catch up with you tomorrow, sdweet dreams!

[spikesgirl58]

Whoops, I see some major fence mending in store for Mr. Jack. Still, Ianto will probably cool down enough eventually to realize it had been just a mistake. Mistakes do happen.

[badly_knitted]

If Jack hadn't been driving with his usual reckless abandon in the first place, it might not have been so bad. If Jack grovels a bit, promises to get the SUV professionally cleaned, and buys Ianto new shoes to replace the pair that I'm sure are now ruined, I think he'll be forgiven. Ianto just wants to be grumpy for a while because his clothes are all soggy and his shoes squish with very step.

Thank you!

[spikesgirl58]

I know the feeling. There are times when you just don't want to ruin a good head of being pissed off.

[badly_knitted]

Plus it will give him energy for the long walk ahead.

Thank you!

[owensheart]

Ooh Jacks in Biiiiiig trouble.

[badly_knitted]

He should be used to that by now!

Thank you!

[m_findlow]

It was an accident after all. I'm sure Ianto will be more forgiving once he's warm and dry.

[badly_knitted]

I'm sure drying out will improve his mood. Dripping clothes and squishing shoes are annoying so while that last he'll keep grumbling, but by the time the reach civilisation he'll probably be starting to cheer up.

Thank you!

[raynewton]

Ianto will enjoy his snit for a while, But once he's dried out and cooled off he'll be very receptive to Jack's many inventive and grovelling apologies and reparations - which they will both enjoy. Ianto doesn't have a mean bone in his body and knows it was an accident. And yes, both men have delicious top - and bottom ends. I know having drooled over them in a manner ill befitting my advanced years - but i's such fun to do so.

[badly_knitted]

I'm old enough to be GDL's mum, but that doesn't stop me either, lol!

Yes, Ianto will let his bad mood fuel him for the long walk ahead, but he'll let Jack apologise in suitable ways later ;)

Thank you!