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Ficlet: All Gone

Mar 17, 2016 19:49

Title: All Gone

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto, completely unrepentant guilty party.

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack suffers a devastating loss. Ianto’s not terribly sympathetic.

Word Count: 382

Written For: Challenge 9: Whole at beattheblackdog.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

( All Gone... )

fic, jack/ianto, beattheblackdog, jack harkness, fluff, ianto jones, humour, torchwood fic, fic: one-shot, ficlet, nosy-verse, fic: g

Comments 6

raynewton March 19 2016, 10:45:23 UTC

Fear not, Jack. Ianto - the all powerful - will find you a really good replacement Hope Dizzy doesn't suffer any ill effects. But who will clean up the inevitable poo? Maybe Jack as an apology for leaving pumpkin out. Still. who'd a thunk that was a possibility?

badly_knitted March 19 2016, 11:15:06 UTC

I think Fluffs are smart enough to use the bathroom ;)

Ianto will get Jack a good pumpkin, and hide it somewhere safe. If they'd though Dizzy eating it was a possibility, they would have taken the sensible precaution of telling the Flufflet the pumpkin was NOT to be eaten. Leave anything of the fruit or vegetable variety - or cakes, cookies, coffee - and Fluffs automatically assume it's there for them to eat, unless they're told otherwise.

When Jack carves his new pumpkin, Dizzy and Nosy can each have a share of the innards. The only effect that all that pumpkin in one go will have on Dizzy is that it won't need feeding for a few days. And it might have a growth spurt...

Thank you!

owensheart March 19 2016, 11:55:59 UTC

Wow it wont be hungry for some time now.

Great fic

badly_knitted March 19 2016, 13:31:53 UTC

Dizzy will be too stuffed to fluff!

Thank you!

black59 April 5 2016, 18:55:54 UTC

LOL
I wondered what had gone and why Jack looked so disappointed ...
Another one of his crazy projects that Ianto would have stopped ...
A pumpkin for Halloween !!! Jack is gorgeous cute with this passion / desire?
I'm sure they'll find another equally-law otherwise been a magical fertilizer ... it's gotta be in the archive or greenhouse!

I imagine Dizzy like a boa who swallowed a big prey (antelope kind) with a big bump in the middle of the body!
He will move for a while !!
... But it will not influence its color ???

badly_knitted April 5 2016, 20:10:52 UTC

Dizzy didn't swallow it whole, just kept nibbling and chewing until it was all gone. lol!

Maybe it will get orange spots for a while ;)

Ianto will get Jack another nice pumpkin!

Thank you!