Fic: Sock Horror!

[badly_knitted]

Title: Sock Horror!

Fandom: Torchwood

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, Tosh, Team

Rating: PG

Word Count: 798

Spoilers: None.

Summary: Torchwood encounters a previously unknown species and Ianto’s life is in peril.

Content Notes: Absolute crack.

Written For: Challenge #94: Footwear at fan_flashworks

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: I should

Comments

[milady_dragon]

That was actually sad...poor socks, even if they were homicidal.

[badly_knitted]

And dogicidal, and deericidal...

Sympathy for the socks! Call the RSPCS!

They were mutated socks. If they hadn't turned deadly they would have been allowed to live in peace. They'd got a taste for blood though...

Thank you!

[excentric397]

Anyone expecting nightmares about their sock drawer, or also wedging a chair under it? I am. Is nothing safe anymore?

Speaking of safe, is Moffat trying to scare all children to death? Or scar them for life? Even I was scared watching the last episode.

[badly_knitted]

You should know me by now - anything is fair game! Surprisingly, I am still unafraid of my own socks.

Thanks to Moffatt though, I'm worried once again about what could be under the bed... Although it's apparently only Clara, which isn't so bad.

Thank you!

[excentric397]

"I am still unafraid of my own socks"

Perhaps you should be. You don't keep them under the bed, do you?

[badly_knitted]

Not normally, no. There are some on a shelf by my bed, others in cupboards... They're all being quiet and well behaved. ;)

[timelordshines]

Hehe, great title. And great fic :-)

[badly_knitted]

*grins* Thank you!

I thought of the title first, then wrote a fic to fit it. I knew it would be about evil socks, but that was all I had when I started to write.

[lilyrose225]

OH NOES

IANTO DON'T WORRY JUST SLEEP WITH JACK AND IT'LL ALL BE OKAY

ACTUALLY DON'T EVER STOP SLEEPING WITH JACK OKAY?

(whew, all caught up! that'll teach me to neglect LJ!)

[badly_knitted]

Yes, Jack will protect Ianto from the Evil Socks"!

And from everything else.

Thank you!

Catching up is hard!

[angelsphonebox]

Imagine being smothered by a hoard of socks! Did they all match? ;) How much more awful would it have been for Ianto if they'd all been odd pairs?
I love how inventive and funny this was. Brilliant fic, I loved it!

[badly_knitted]

Every sock different, Ianto's ultimate nightmare! Some of them were even MULTI-COLOURED! Oh the HORROR!

Evil socks are sneaky, they catch you unawares, beware of the evil socks muahahahaha!

Thank you, glad you liked it! It was just one of those times when my brain decided to take a detour through the Twilight Zone!