Drabble: Mending Stuart’s Leg
Title: Mending Stuart’s Leg
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 288 - Reverse fandom - Last of the Summer Wine at tw100
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack can’t keep his hands to himself; Ianto deals with the consequences.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Episode title = drabble title. It’s just easier that way.
“It’s not my fault!” Jack whined. “I just touched it and it came right off in my hand!”
“What were you doing touching it in the first place?” Ianto sounded exasperated. “You know Stuart’s off limits, on Owen’s orders. He’s very old and fragile. I told Owen he should be kept at home, but apparently he was putting girls off when he was in Owen’s bedroom. One even complained Stuart was leering at her.” Ianto considered Stuart for a moment. “She has a point.”
“What do I do? Owen will kill me!”
“Give me the leg, I’ll mend the skeleton.”
The End