Comments | badfic_quotes: Wiggly sex and pretzel legs, oh my!

glassesglare in badfic_quotes

Wiggly sex and pretzel legs, oh my!

Apr 24, 2010 21:01

Ah, hello again! Normally I don't do two sporkings in one day, but... I think this little gem has earned some recognition. Oh KID, you poor abused phantom thief.

( ARGAFUNKLE! )

detective conan, mpreg

Comments 19

yasibaba April 25 2010, 02:11:32 UTC

Would...Knowing the fandom...help at all or...? *shrugs helplessly*

chromde April 25 2010, 02:37:10 UTC

Detective boy goes around solving mysteries. Nothing that would ever explain this bizarre story.

whm_koorii April 25 2010, 05:15:20 UTC

I don't even think Kudou Shinichi could solve this mystery.

chromde April 25 2010, 02:36:30 UTC

Not DC. Please not DC ... wigggggggling. D:

The pregnant part killed me. xD

alchemistpotion April 25 2010, 02:57:11 UTC

Arafunkle? Is that English?

carey_pontmercy April 25 2010, 03:10:55 UTC

How does one archive a shape, anyway?

glassesglare April 25 2010, 03:42:19 UTC

By shoving it into a file cabinet, I suppose.

whm_koorii April 25 2010, 05:11:02 UTC

adaksjda

-having horrible flashbacks.- NOOOO. Not that fic DDD:

I know this fic, and... -gurgles.- You, you... -whimper.-

The sequels are worse. Kaito taking the babies on heists, and then his son seducing Older!Conan because Conan thinks the son is Kaito, and they have a daughter too, and I don't even want to talk about their other fic this person wrote that my friend refers to as The Fic That Shall Not Be Named. /run on sentence of horror.

I like Mpreg, I do. I'm sadistic and love seeing male characters suffer a female thing, it makes me fuzzy inside in some ways, but when its badly done it makes me cry.

At least it's not my main pairing, only half of my OT3... ;;

-Goes off to rock in the corner and think happy thoughts about that Mpreg she's conning her friend into writing for her.-

Edited for Incoherence

glassesglare April 25 2010, 06:21:12 UTC

M-MULTIPLE?!

I'm... going to never look for them ever. I already killed my voice trying to read this one aloud to my friend over skype... ;

whm_koorii April 25 2010, 06:28:03 UTC

Yessss... There's, like, two sequels to this thing. One about them raising their two Mpreg!babies, and a second that opens with Hakuba and Kaito's son deciding to have sex with Older!Conan, who thinks said son is actually Kaito.

I read the first two out of morbid curiosity. Then I read the first chapter of the third and back buttoned so hard.