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[chelonianmobile]

While on adultfanfiction.net (which was possibly a bad place to look), browsing the Gorillaz section, I ran across this very not-work-safe and most amusing fic. I already posted it on weepingcock, but I thought it might be appreciated over here.

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[synnerxx]

Brb, lol'ing forever.

[chelonianmobile]

The really terrifying part is that I have no difficulty imagining 2D actually saying something like that. But that just makes me laugh harder. And I feel really bad for laughing at bad rapefics because the character's supposed to be suffering, but ...

[mprice]

I can thankfully say I am unfamiliar with this fandom.

[megumi_kitten]

...oh man. While I can see Murdoc being a sadistic SOB (he pissed off Bruce Willis! He's a madman!) I really DO think it'd be more logical for him to murder 2d (didn't he take his eyes for a ritual?)...than get on the buttsexin' train.

*shrug*

[akaihikari]

No, he just knocked them into the back of his head... With two different car accidents, but of which were Murdoc's fault. <.<;;;;

[chelonianmobile]

According to the website he did steal a lot of 2D's internal organs at one point, though that was apparently so he could swap them with his own rather than anything to do with evil rituals of any kind. Regardless ...

[chelonianmobile]

2D still has eyeballs, they just got squished inwards and effectively got permanently bruised when Murdoc ran him over, which is why they're black. (Eight-ball fracture, I believe it's called. It doesn't look quite like that in real life, but it's a real condition.) To be exact, he ran him over twice within a single year. Though you're right in that he apparently did steal a number of D's internal organs at some point. I can't see him killing 2D, given that he's put up with him for this long and needs him for the band, but nor can I see him raping D - at least not while D's conscious and could potentially tell people about it later.

[debris_k]

... I challenge anyone to read lines like that without giggling. Seriously, I DARE you.

You could've warned me up front, you know; this way I was still giggling when I read your dare. ;-P

[chelonianmobile]

Hehehe, sorry. At least you had some warning that something funny was coming - when I first saw that line I laughed until my eyes watered.

[verychimerical]

...I love this so much...

[chelonianmobile]

I wanted to do a proper MSTing of the whole thing, but seriously, what could I possibly say about lines like that which would make them any funnier than they already are?

[verychimerical]

Yes, perfection like this must be left to speak for itself. It's truly a glorious thing.

[chelonianmobile]

'Sides, five pages of riffers doing nothing but laugh hysterically isn't much fun to read.