summaries to make you cry

[memorysdaughter]

It's time again for some badfic summaries.

Comments

[klutzy_girl]

These sound horrible.

This comm is the main reason I never use summaries that ask questions, even when I want to. I find a way around the question summary somehow.

[eyliena]

While workshopping a friend's story summary I suggested he not use questions coz "it sounds like badfic"
Oh, this comm is one of wonders.

Also, it points out that there really is no logic in asking the reader what's going to happen in your story - is it a question to answer at the end?
lol

[memorysdaughter]

Mostly when authors use questions I can twist them around for my own devices...

"is it possible for Cuddy to love House any more than she already does?"
"Is it possible for me to care any less?"

[memorysdaughter]

No matter what badfic authors do, I can still spork their summaries... It's a fine time-honored art. :)

[lily_winterwood]

Warrior = possibly a ninja. Soldier = never a ninja. See? Simple.

This.

[memorysdaughter]

*takes a bow*

[duo_aurion]

Assistaint = new slang for booty call? o3o

/fails at bringing the funny

[memorysdaughter]

"Assistaint" = new slang for ho's with diseases ... ass-is-taint

[iceshade]

this is all made of awesome, so I'll settle for ::points to icon:: XD

[memorysdaughter]

Thank you!

[chappysnow]

"What do plot need for."
Loved this one.

Great comments, as usual.

[memorysdaughter]

Thanks!