Amazing Tongue!

[lazilar]

After reviving my love of the pokemon games and needing a good laugh, I went to the pokemon section of the Pit. What I found was a fic about a girl being impregnated by a pokemon.  I laughed, then cried, then sporked. As usual sporking in bold.

Comments

[theficklepickle]

"Holly Woodgrove"???

So, this is about a drag queen getting pregnant by a pokemon?

Suddenly it makes even less sense than it did ...

[lazilar]

It makes even less sense the more chapters you read.

[denshi_no_ultra]

That Pokemon likes trees and has leaves, her name is Holly Woodgrove... Makes some sort of sense actually.

[onnawufei]

[Insert comment about it going after her bush here.]

[lazilar]

Hot bush on bush action really.

[ze_zana]

Does this count as bestiality? o3o Is it even possible, to get pregnant by a Pokemon? They're not even remotely similar, species wise. And what kind of fucked up baby would that be? Would it count as a Pokemon? Could she use it in battle? Instead of growing up, would it evolve?

God dammit, my mind is going to places I never knew even existed. Don't want.

[runetraverse]

Oh good, I have company in this dark and scary DNW place. *clings*

The sad part? This isn't the first time I've tried to figure this out due to horrible ficcage.

[chireel]

My brain got stuck with the fact that pokémon hatch from eggs and shut down when the images of umbilical cords connected to eggshells started to appear. I wish it had done that sooner ...

[randombattlecry]

This POKéMON is very agile - it leaps all over the branches of trees and jumps on its foe unsuspecting Sues from above or behind. Either way could end up in pregnancy, so a wise Sue will just stay on the pill, regardless.

[lazilar]

Pure genius. If only all Sues could be kept from procreating.

[ran_mouri82]

Please say there's no childbirth scene.