Comments | badfic_quotes: Mary Sues ARE hell. Oh, they sure ARE!

fomalhaut48 in badfic_quotes

Mary Sues ARE hell. Oh, they sure ARE!

Sep 11, 2009 16:45

Now this is total Are/Mori fluff, complete with badsex and everything you could ever want. Anyone willing to take the challenge and spork it is welcome - I mean it! I'm too brain-dead for today.

So... ARE you still sure she isn't a Mary-Sue?

ouran high school host club

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sweety8587 September 11 2009, 15:26:59 UTC

She wore black leather pants underneath her school uniform
*head tilt* But wouldn't she look like an idiot then?

and showed them off whenever she could
HOW?! Would she pull her skirt up and go "Check out my hot pants!"

She had a signature smirk, one she used to enchant and reject the brave men who would come a-calling
Check another one off the May-Sue list

“WHY CAN’T I JUST DIE!!!!!” she screamed, a new downpour of tears falling down her ivory cheeks. May I help?
May I too?

*holding back her right hand from clicking the last link* Must...resist....bad sex...sporking...MUST...GAH *clicks*

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stringedgyre September 11 2009, 17:58:39 UTC

What's even more fail-worthy is that "arekushisu" is probably supposed to be "Alexis." So, er... yeah.

vivian_lake September 11 2009, 16:29:06 UTC

I want her in my sue-bait... erm, in my pseudo-RPG. She would be perfect! But I suspect she doesn't know Russian...
(Why yes, I created an entire RPG to lure Sues in and watch the results. Because I find them disturbingly fascinating. Sadly, no results yet.)

iceshade September 11 2009, 17:54:13 UTC

I forgot the unwritten rule again, so when I read this:
“WHY CAN’T I JUST DIE!!!!!” she screamed
I nearly spat water all over the screen. which obviously means the something is wrong with this fic, if what is supposed to be heartbreaking angst makes me laugh so hard I choke.

ribbon_scythe September 11 2009, 20:17:05 UTC

I'm very, very wary of Host Club OCs. I haven't seen one that wasn't a Mary Sue. The whole lot of them are just unneeded. We already have our cross dressing girl who could get all the guys if she wanted. If you want a club manager, hello, her name is Renge. I left the Ouran fandom pretty early, so I don't know if there was ever a trend of "Hostess" clubs. That actually would interesting, but I doubt it'd ever be done right.

On Are...well...my Mary Sue meters are blaring. I think it was the initial description. Basically, if you need a description that long to introduce a character, I've never met and don't care about, it's pointless. I'm not going to read it.

And I had to read the one shot to see if Mori killed himself for real. Um...yeah...not happening kiddo.