First Post is Guaranteed to be Awkward

[msmacabre310]

So, today I will attempt to make my first post at least somewhat entertaining.

I searched for "mpreg" in The Pit, because we all know that is guaranteed to be absolutely brain melting. However, I found a good nine of them about South Park. Here's a particularly odd one, Tools of The Trade. The whole thing is around 14 chapters that are mostly too

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[dannyvangeline]

I SO want a bracelt!

[tigerlily0484]

Oh my.

Mpreg, random race-changing of main characters, passes to Heaven *and* Hell (is that a 'buy one get one free' kinda deal?). Bracelts. This is the Baskin and Robbins of hilarious awfulness. So many different flavours.

Also, as an Australian, there's nothing I'd like more than for Satan to move in next door. Because I really need an *extra* sprinkling of Hell on top of the unending parade of badfic.

Sporking, however, was made of win. :)

[wandering_son]

Now that was a hilarious way to start my morning.
Scepticalm sounds like a really useless Pokemon. Or a spell that a rapist wizard uses all too often. MINT XD

[msmacabre310]

It wasn't that incredibly difficult to read, as my mind comes with automatic spell check. I'm pretty sure it comes with auto-spork, too. Still, I feel shame for this person -__- My English teacher would have burned me alive over a bonfire of good literature if I wrote like that.

[midnight_mischf]

Wonderful spork! I only leave wondering-

>Cartman, having had enough stood up angril

-what's an 'angril' and how do you stand it up?

[halfapanda]

Pre-evolved form of Scepticalm ;)

[msmacabre310]

I'd tell you how to stand it up, but I think I'd rather be politically correct for just a little while longer.

But it's basically that wizard x viagra ;)