You are neither awesome nor humble

[tabbi_katt]

For my first post, I decided to pop over to FF.net and look up the best adjective I could think badfic authors would put in their summaries: "awesome". (If this has been done already, delete. I went looking and couldn't find anything.)

Here we go!

Comments

[dwg]

(Twilight [Seriously, did this series kill everyone's brain cells?])

Oh honey. You're assuming that there were brain cells to kill. *pets gently*

[tabbi_katt]

Ah, too true.

[ravenalegria13]

Here's the thing about Twilight...it was just one big four-book fapfest. There were some good vampire traits (superstrength, speed), but sparkling?

Angelus and Spike called, they want their demon race back.

[systemaurora]

I was about to say that. :P I think it's a combination of a) lower brain cell count attraction to Twilight and b) Twilight killing off brain cells.

I could only make it through the first one. XD I had a serious illness at the time I read it (March this year) that made me lose over 50 IQ points more than I should have over 2 years, and with being in college I needed to keep all the brain cells I could!

[l3abiel3lues]

the last one had me thinking "no...not MEEE" D:

[clean_exorcism]

Haha, my thoughts exactly!

[midnight_mischf]

It would be okay if it was a 'Choose your own adventure' type thing... "If you stake Edward, turn to page 6. If you hit him over the head with a frying pan, turn to page 8." But anything else- gah, DO NOT WANT.

[subluxate]

[sweety8587]

I'll just say what Bill Engvall has to say bout this word.

"Because of the 90's, we started using the word 'awesome'. But we use it wrong. Webster's dictionary defines awesome as anything that leaves you in awe and wonder. Like winning the lottery....twice. THATS awesome. Getting a call from the IRS sayin you've been audited and they owe YOU 50,000 dollars. now THATS awesome"

These summaries...FAR from awesome!

[azure_chaos]

OH EM GEE!

*gigglesnortsnickerchokes*

*ded*

[mephistocat]

Prince really does look so traumatised, doesn't he? XD; *can not stop laughing*

[miss_guided1986]

*is dead* That is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Prince's face is priceless.