The Cain Horror Strip Show

[dannyvangeline]

Okay, how the hell did I miss that Half Life thing? Was I asleep all last year? Whatever. Moving on.

Inspired by a post earlier today, I went looking for some Tinfic with pairings that would instill fear in any canon-loving fan. What I found was this little beauty, which is so OOC you'll be banging your head against the wall. I honesty wanted to cry

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[psych11]

It's not really my fandom, but I know that this is pure insanity.

*offers box of tissues*

[shikishinobi]

Words fail me.

*offers brain bleach, bleeprin and a brain sling*

[diabolicalfiend]

Oh, and did I mention this author gives Zero the first name Adrian?
She was the first one to do so. I know her so I generally don't spork her stuff. I don't read it any more either.

She's written Cain/Jeb/Zero. Oh, yes.

Plus Zero's name is totally Zaccharius Elijah Rastaban Orniah. Shout out to the original Wizard and his ridiculous name of ridiculousness.

[1_rhiannon_1]

That does it! *TROUTSMACK*

*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

Between that and "Off with his ass!", I'll be useless for the rest of the day! Excellent sporking!