spreading the joy: badfic summaries aplenty

[memorysdaughter]

In honor of missing most of the commercial for Monday's episode of "The Big Bang Theory" (featuring Summer Glau, just in case you haven't gone "SQUEEEE!" enough today), I decided to take out my displeasure with some badfic summaries. You lucky people, you.

Comments

[stivee]

"Discussion of positional preferences lead to discoveries of sexual preferences and perhaps...personal preferences?"

A is for alliteration.

[memorysdaughter]

Perhaps predictable positions plead for persecution?

[midnight_mischf]

Potentially possible!

Alliteration aside (sort of :D) "House's godaughter is now working with him and his new team." made me wonder what a go-daughter is. Sounds vaguely... :avoids the gutter with effort:

he is in love with one of his ex-ducklngs

House has an aquatic bird fetish? Well, at least it's not an underage aquatic bird. :nods:

Lovely spork! :steals Nathan and runs off: ;)

[memorysdaughter]

An underage aquatic bird. Well, good to know his fetishes are legal. Ish.

Come back with Nathan! I need him for further sporks!

[stivee]

"I bet she discovers the existence of robot/human shipping, and is properly horrified. AS SHE SHOULD BE - IT'S WEIRD."

I see some one's not a bsg fan.

[memorysdaughter]

If "bsg" is referring to "Battlestar Galactica"... I don't watch it.

But this usually just applies to "TSCC." It's just WEIRD. :)

[stivee]

Terminators are a bit more machine-like than cylons. It'd be like doing it with drill press.

[memorysdaughter]

... which, oddly enough, doesn't appeal to me at all.

Guess I'm just weird like that. :)

[katesmannequin]

When does he confront his android side?

Now having crazy images of Marvin the Paranoid Android, and House.

WHAT.

[memorysdaughter]

Stranger and stranger...

[mahkia]

I swear there's like, more House badfic than anything else on the planet except perhaps badfic authors. XD All these long-lost Mary Sue relatives coming out of the woodwork, House being painfully out of character... But the sporkings are always first rate. :3

[memorysdaughter]

There is an awful lot of "House" badfic. And for some reason, that makes me happy.

And thank you. I love to spork. :)

[xenaclone]

>"John starts to realise his true feelings for Cameron<

1. She's a TERMINATOR.

2. She's not alive.

3. It'd be like boinking a [very advanced] computer. Would you boink your laptop (don't answer that, LOL).

4. She may not be equipped with full lady bits (and indeed, why should she = KILLING MACHINE!!).

[stivee]

She can eat, so she must have some kind of evacuation system. It might not be pretty, though.

[memorysdaughter]

Tee-hee. This is way more thought than I wanted to put into it... but it is pretty hilarious. :)