Comments | badfic_quotes: I don't even like the show that much and I'm offended

lazilar in badfic_quotes

I don't even like the show that much and I'm offended

Feb 20, 2009 15:22

Captain Procrastination strikes again. Teen Titan fics are inevitably bad, of course that doesn't mean I can't have an extraordinary amount of fun sporking.
My sporks in bold.

( Under a bridge )

teen titans

Comments 33

darksilverhawk February 20 2009, 21:47:04 UTC

Robin sat up front. Cyborg was driving. Raven sat to Beast Boy’s left. Starfire sat to Beast Boy’s right. Beast Boy sat to Raven’s left. Starfire sat behind Cyborg. Cyborg sat behind Robin and Raven behind him.

...I was trying to right that up as one of those logic problems you see on math tests, then realized that Raven is on both sides of Beast Boy.

darksilverhawk February 20 2009, 23:08:59 UTC

*write. The badfic is starting to get to me...

midnight_mischf February 21 2009, 08:55:01 UTC

Yeah, they're both on each other's left. And apparently the driver's seat is in the middle of the vehicle, since Cyborg is driving and sitting behind Robin, who is in the front beside Cyb-

...

Clones. It must be clones.

so_meta February 20 2009, 22:06:55 UTC

"Seducefully" might be a new favorite of mine.

lazilar February 21 2009, 05:12:39 UTC

It's a good word. But is it as good as Coyfully? I for one intend to start using both.

so_meta February 21 2009, 09:31:02 UTC

Doooooo it!

link621 February 20 2009, 22:35:58 UTC

Robin sat up front. Cyborg was driving. Raven sat to Beast Boy’s left. Starfire sat to Beast Boy’s right. Beast Boy sat to Raven’s left. Starfire sat behind Cyborg. Cyborg sat behind Robin and Raven behind him. By the time they got there beams were shooting but they had to stand up.

It sounds like a logic puzzle. If Robin is two years older than Cyborg, Starfire is a year younger that Raven, and Cyborg is six months older than Starfire, assuming the date is 6/30/2007 and Raven was born 1/20/1993, how old are the Teen Titans?

ze_zana February 21 2009, 03:49:54 UTC

Sorry, I can't answer that. My foot hurts.

ironic_sun February 21 2009, 15:31:54 UTC

Win XD

darksilverhawk February 21 2009, 15:41:24 UTC

Now I'm tempted to write that on a test....

spartycat February 20 2009, 22:59:50 UTC

At least the author is respecting trade mark. Of course they're still raping the entire show, but Attack Beam deserves respect.

For some reason that little trademark just made my day. That has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

violettomoe2 February 21 2009, 01:21:45 UTC

...I scribbled out the car scene and I am confused at Cyborg sitting behind Robin and Raven behind him.

cutiesaiyajin February 21 2009, 02:45:51 UTC

I drew it too. I want to know what the hell kind of car they're in, because that paragraph about the seating arrangements made my head explode. Cyborg is driving and Robin is upfront. But then it says Cyborg is behind Robin. Wha...?

Plus Raven is on Beast Boy's left, but Beast Boy is also on Raven's left. One of them must be sitting backwards. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN WORK.

lazilar February 21 2009, 05:23:09 UTC

Bad!fic authors never fail to explode the brain. It works if they are sitting in a line. Robin is in front facing forward, Cyborg is behind him driving (somehow this line functions as a car). Raven is behind Cyborg facing to the left. Beast Boy is behind Raven facing right. Starfire is last facing forward. It's easiest to think of it as 5 boxes in a row. Again, how that arrangement is in a car, I have no idea.