The Hunchbad of Movie!Fic

[jameson9101322]

I recently watched the Hunchback of Notre Dame 2, which is the worst official bad!fic I've seen from the Mouse House since Home on the Range. If you aren't counting Namine's yarns in Chain of Memories that is... That Namine knows how to write the bad!fic - and with crayons no less!

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[underthenameof]

Four men on horseback- the one that Sora remembered in particular was completely concealed by a large cloak- surrounded him.
Four men on one horse. One is in a tent.

I lol'd.

“Boy, this is your beginning and your end”, Frollo proclaimed, raising the torch above his head, “Your witchcraft and key are useless in the eyes of the Lord, for I hold the real keys of hell and death!”
Frollo is an angry, angry Jesus.

*sporfle*

He couldn’t help but let out a barking laugh at the irony as he stood before one of the many markers of his destroyed home. Through the ashes the gypsies had risen to hero’s and the bishop fallen in grace, the world stood on it’s head and he could only frown, when he had always held that drawn out smile on his face, no matter what the situation.
I think this sentence just got off space mountain wearing someone else's hat.

…that is so my favourite new phrase *pets*

Lovely sporking XD

[psych11]

"Frollo is an angry, angry Jesus."

Yeah...angry Jesus is frightening.

[kirihana527]

I think this sentence just got off space mountain wearing someone else's hat.

That needs to be an icon. It really, really does.

[aprilvalentine]

"He’d seen the way she had caught the blonde’s eye when they had performed at the festival...."

What a performance! She caught the blonde's eye! (Ewww.)

"Clopin frowned, he had seen too many children, too many servants, surfs with that same guarded look"
LOL SURFS!!!

I'm picturing people in ragged medieval clothing on surfboards riding the waves with guarded looks on their faces... and now they are morphing into blue cartoon characters with the "m" from their name removed (if the author meant to say "smurfs" that is... and who knows, maybe she did!)

"And Lovers so easily fooled.

To adapt."

Sentence Fragments. My trademark.

That is one of the greatest sporks I've ever seen!

[toxic_reality]

A/N: If you see the name Frink anywhere, it was my code name for Clopin, please leave a note telling me if I accidently missed changing it.
Query; Why do you need a code name for a main character in your story? Are you embarrassed about writing this fanfic (I would be)?
Wait - Please tell me you didn't turn it in for class!

I found out that, at my school (which has a huge fiction department), there have been problems with people trying to turn in fanfic as homework.

[jameson9101322]

I have turned in "fanfic" for class before... I don't quite claim it was fanfic because it was a recycled plot from a ff12 drabble I was thinking of writing that I didn't actually put the real characters in - I gave them new names and backgrounds and put it in modern day. So that's my excuse for that.

[toxic_reality]

That's different - from what I understand, it was flat-out actual fanfic. From the anime fans at the school. o__o