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[bandazgeek]

I'm going to attempt to do a pretty much full-length spork for the first time. And god help me, I'm doing it in SpongeBob again.
Fortunately, as SpongeBob fics seem to be very sporkable lately, it wasn't hard to choose a fic that MORE than fits the bill. It's not really bad, as such...it's just the most distinct shade of average you could possibly

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[xenaclone]

>In Spongebob's head,<

Does he have one? He's got a face and arms and legs and the rest is...sponge. Yes?

[bandazgeek]

"Excuse me, sir - you're sitting on my head, which is also my body."
- SpongeBob, Walking Small

[dannyvangeline]

Lol.

When I read "Spongebob woke up, surrounded by broken plates" my mind immediately went to Evil Dead II. Those "unconscious" people? They're dead. His hand killed them all.

[disownmereturns]

"I don't think I should be here anymore. These aren't my people."

Cue Lion King music. AAAAAH DIWENYAAAAA~!

[ironic_sun]

He's. A. Sponge.