It's not just bad porn, it's BAD!PORN

[iceshade]

it's so bad I had to use the shift key...
I forget what kind of sailor moon fic I was searching for when I stumbled across this creepy thing, but for some reason I clicked on the link... and once I was done yelling and crying and trying to claw my eyes out, my first thought was: "this is spork worthy", and I had only read the first paragraph or so

Comments

[mahkia]

Oh my fucking god. XD Trying NOT to laugh so hard as to wake my husband up? VERY difficult.

Once, accidentally, about a year ago, accidentally, he saw his sister accidentally naked when he accidentally walked into the bathroom by accident. Accidentally.

Fixed.

And who finds any of those words erotic? And in that order? Just. No. There isn't a word for 'no' that quite properly illustrates the 'no'-ness of this fic. XD;

[psych11]

"Once, accidentally, about a year ago, accidentally, he saw his sister accidentally naked when he accidentally walked into the bathroom by accident. Accidentally."

roflmao. Kudos to you.

[sweety8587]

He had seen her sister naked before, but nothing turned him on more than the sight of her virgin love tunnel being so close. The sight of her silk panties being wet with her juices made Shingo's member throb.
Now this is my pet peeve. WHY SILK PANTIES?! Silk stains very easily so I see no point in panties being made of silk. What in God's good name is wrong with cotton?!

the folds of her libia meeting up by the top of her pussy.
Shes got a country on the top of her private parts?! D:

Two words I really really hate that are used too frequently in porn, 'love juices'. For the love of all things good and holy, NO!

[purepulp]

Shes got a country on the top of her private parts?! D:

Well you know beauticians can make some very fancy bikini wax shapes these days :D

[iceshade]

or they get a brazilian...

"Two words I really really hate that are used too frequently in porn, 'love juices'. For the love of all things good and holy, NO!"
I could not agree more

[ran_mouri82]

Again, I salute you. Cotton is the fabric of our lives!

I'd defend their going with "panties" instead of "thong", but this fic does not deserve it in the least.

[iki_teru]

lmao. Love juice. It sounds like a horrible energy drink from Japan.

[iceshade]

::gags::

...damnit, now I have to go find that song and listen to it...

[lolita_eva]

Woooooow....

Just the word "Love Tunnel" makes me giggle.

[cute_authorette]

In this part, the author used the word "pussy" eight times. EIGHT. TIMES.
This ruined so much for me...
also, lol'd at "love tunnel"