Get the brain bleach! No, really! (NSFW.)
I was walking down the street 1 day and I saw all of these boyz who were hawt looking at me.
No comment.
WHY DO I TORTURE MYSELF SOOO
Well I mean they was mostly hot, cept the nurdy one with glasses.
0___o Uryu...
Anyway the boys was mostly hot and wearing black robes. I suddenly screamed Holy Shit Your Soul rapers.
*cracks up* Oh my god, they violate souls!
So that's why Ichigo's dad became one.
*dies*
The g33k sed, "no i's a quincie and i hate you DX"
There are no words.
*screams*
Nobody paid no attention to him cuz he was fugly. Anyway the boyz who were fiiiiiine and i means fiiiiine started flurtin wif me.
No, baaad and I mean baaaaaad. Fic.
You win the internets for that spork, Zoe.
OH GOD
"Hey baby I seed you before here huh?" sed Rengeie, i recugnized him from TeeVee.
Oh god my eyes, my eyes! Also, he planted seeds in her? Wrong. Just wrong.
"Oh yeaaaah impale me on your sword!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! omg baby" i sed siductivly,
I just choked on AIR. Damn you, Unwritten Rule!
Impale me on your sword...? Bwuuuuh
twurling my long naturaly black wit red streakz just like audree kitchen.
WHUT.
oh did i menshun that i was wearing dis blak braw liek thing that wuz eazly un hooky bull,
Why do I need to know that?
OH MY GOD! SLUUUUT SUE!
n short shorts wit da word "emo hottie" on da back in bleeding thorns, wif real blud wich guys thouht was kinkee.
Like a cattle prod?
guys liek me did i menshun? Dey find me attractuv liek a pron star!!!!111!!1!
No spork required.
*almost accidentally eats the laptop while laughing
Prawn star? Like a shrimp?
People have really weird fetishes, Kate.
OH GOD, THE TENTACLES.
Anyway we went to the orange hayred boyz house and his sisterz maed us hotttt (oooh) chocolate
What's so scandalous about chocolate?
Well, when it has to do with Mello... wait I'm not even going to finish that sentence...
an pretty soon me an icheegu and renge and eyezen wuz ARE YOU REDDY THIS IS SICK!!! hasing a treesum in da bafftub! eecheegoo's throbbin manhood was HOTTTT!
*snortsniggerdie* Throbbing... manhood...
And now I'm imagining it as a hat.
Throb, hat, throb!
ALSO THAT IS FOUR PEOPLE. IT WOULD BE A FOURSOME
Maybe Slutsues don't have calculators?
but den this gurl called Rookea showed up and lol'd at us and took picshurs
Roo-kea is a kangaroo.
And IKEA.
That. Was. Epic.
MY REPTOUTATION IZ RUINATED i fot and kikked her in da nutballz n she run away screaming
MAN RUKIA EXTENDS FROM FILLER ANIMATION TO YOUR BADFIC
Rukia has nutballs?
but who did i liek better rengie, ichigoo, or ayzin? it iz a hard choys! toon in next time!!!!@2111!11
Hard choys? Is that a kind of Chinese food?
Mmm, can I get a side of dumplings with that? Vegetarian, please.
Thusly ends our spork.