Awwwwkwaaaard.

[dandywonderous]

One of these days, I'll do something not One Piece related. One day... but not today. XP

HUGE THANKS FOREVER to gahocleric for the spiffy icon. ^^

And now, to the most awkward fic I have read in awhile, entitled, One Piece: The Talk.

Summary: Robin's been wondering if Anzu,the youngest of the crew,everhad 'the talk'.Now she and Nami are going to tell

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[xtricks]

Sounds like someone just got 'the talk' recently themselves!

[dandywonderous]

That's what I was thinking.

Anyway, the talk itself looks totally wikipedia-ed. XP

[quarantineabra]

"You've already gone twelve years without having sex ed, so we can't possibly let it go another couple of hours! And don't even give us that shit about needing your sleep!"

Oh Dandy, You crack me up. xD
And this isn't as bad ad this one fic I stumbled across where Robin decides to give Luffy sex-ed by pulling Nami's panties off and showing Luffy her vagina.
You know, I didn't get the talk from my parents.

[dandywonderous]

Thank you, thank you. *bows*
I think I remember that one. XP
I didn't OFFICIALLY, the rape thing was sometime AFTER I already knew about sex from movies/school/other kids/etc. I remember bugging my mom to give it to me, though, just so I could know what it was with the birds and the bees. XP The rape conversation came sometime after that when I started asking her questions, and I was like, "Dang, I'm GLAD you didn't give me this talk, cuz I would be scarred for LIFE." XP

[quarantineabra]

And then the fic ends with Luffy, um, oral-ing himself. Yeah.
I got the basics from, big surprise here, watching our goats. And then FFN filled in the rest. So I pobably have some very skewed knowledge of sex.

[dandywonderous]

...Yeeeaaah, I do remember that. O.O'
Lol, you probably do. XP *snigger at your goats*

[cinematicstars]

They seriously need to learn how to put a space between a comma. D:

[dandywonderous]

Ugh, I knooooow. TAT

[dannyvangeline]

WHO GIVES A FIVE-YEAR-OLD THE TALK!?! *shudder* You're still supposed to believe in the stork and cooties then!

I'm pretty sure I learned this by the time I was five or six, but I'm pretty sure my parents showed us an educational video. We weren't traumatized.

[dandywonderous]

Lol!! I knew the second I typed that that someone would tell me otherwise. XP Still, 5? Wow. How well did you understand it? *remembering her cousin when HE was 6 not getting that girls didn't have a penis*

[veraliana]

I learned some of this stuff by the time I was eight. Yeah, most of it didn't make much sense. A friend told me about sex (yay for older sisters and cousins XD). I wasn't traumatized, just really confused. So I asked my mom about it and she was like "Ummm... o.o" When she gave me the talk it was only slightly awkward, I guess because she didn't make it awkward. She just told me things matter-of-factly. Then our school had sex ed. I remember seeing the diagrams and thinking "That is SO not what a real penis looks like." -_-

[dannyvangeline]

If I had trouble with the concept, I don't remember it. What I remember of the video was that it was designed with very young kids in mind.

[dandywonderous]

I know, that was just... what

[glassesglare]

My mom said the same thing about coming from mommy's tummy. That only managed to make me believe that people were born with their future children already inside them from the get-go. DB Like... one of those little dolls that you open up and there's a smaller one in there.

...Kinda creepy now that I look back on it.