One shot | Network/phone post
[There is some fumbling around as the owner of the phone is mucking with the buttons. There is a bit of voice heard, but no visual.]
Ah, now would you look at this archaic old thingamajig. Is it supposed to be a computer? Perhaps a phone... Oh bother- I think the fucking thing is on.
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Ah, now would you look at this archaic old thingamajig. Is it supposed to be a computer? Perhaps a phone... Oh bother- I think the fucking thing is on.
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phone
computer
camera
whatever the hell you want it to be
would say you could browse the web on the fuckers
but this place has zero wifi
zero internet
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Its almost comical but you type nothing like your younger counter part mr. strider. You remind me much more of lalonde but without the martini before five.
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fair warning for the fucking squirrels
they might be small but theyre vicious little shits
nah lalondes the wordy one with perfect syntax and grammar among us
i could do it if i could be assed but its less ironic that way
almost want to ask about your strider
but not sure if thatd be an especially good idea honestly
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I am certain that *my* strider does it the way he does for that reason exactly.
He is also an infuriating hooligan most of the time and is usually simultaneously the cause and solution to most all of my conundrums.
Ill not divulge much but he is your younger brother if i am correct in guessing you are the infamous dave strider.
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bullshittery abound
same way lalonde has the
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time shit is involved in all of this of course
but for curiositys sake
and whose your fourth
because considering all these correlations and whatfuckever
im assuming theres a fourth for johns relation
[ Shit if he's an older brother, and Jade is a grandma, that means... Rose is a mom and John is a grandpa. He's not sure how to really feel about all of this, to be perfectly honest. ]
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Oh and yes! I would think that would be jane! John is her dear popop.
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you just missed jade actually im pretty sure she was sent packing again
so yeah definitely major time shit involved currently
or alternate timelines
thats just as likely as anything else
though that technically falls under spaces jurisdiction and not mine
huh
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My grandmother shouldnt be the same age as striders older brother i am pretty sure!
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time and/or space paradox
alternatively we were yanked from earlier on the timeline than you were
wouldnt surprise me if that were a thing either
i mean this place turns people into mermaids and pokemon
seriously wouldnt bat an eye at something so simple as a timeline problem
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Well its certainly plausible with how utterly preposterous this place seems to be.
Yet i cant help but feel there is something else pulling the wool over our eyes.
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could be
guess its up to us to figure out what the fucks going on aint it
like a regular ol fucking scoobie doo gang
all we need is jade back and well have the dog of our crew
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Thats normal though so think nothing of it.
Anywho its a pleasure to meet d. striders infamous older brother. I dont suppose youve gotten some idea as to how to leave this place?
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im used to this by now from jade and john
aint no thing
always a pleasure to meet a strider
but hey pretty cool to meet jades grandkid
so yknow likewise
cant say ive heard anything about escaping though
and the timeline is so out of sorts here because of the authors meddling that theres no way to go any point before one arrived
or to a point where they could possibly escape
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