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[ So.

Fish people.

Awesome, sure.

Goddamn this place has terrible timing. Dave, in all of his fishtastic glory, is not exactly excited about the Manor's birthday presents to he and Jade. He's very aware of the fact that Jade is probably tickled pink about the whole thing, but this was not exactly what he had in mind when the yearly 'birthday

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[FISHTACKLE!!!!]

[This is apparently a customary Egbertian greeting.]

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[Winds down and eventually just giggles, watching the bubbles around them.] Dave.

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[ Simply looks at him for a moment.

And then paps him again. ]

Shhh.

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[Face.]

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[ Just as keikaku.

Keikaku means plan.

He actually snickers a little. ]

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Geez stop I don't even know how to pee as a fish but you're making me have to.

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[ And that actually makes him crack up a bit, releasing John's wrist so he can cover his mouth with his fist as he really laughs. ]

Oh Jesus Christ, John.

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[And he pauses, then, looking sort of fascinated.]

...what. It's not like I studied how King Triton peed. They never even showed mermaid pee!!

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[ SNRKS, sending a stream of bubbles past his hand as he kind of tries to float back away from John. ]

Of course they didn't show mermaid pee it was a goddamn Disney movie.

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Why is mermaid pee so hilarious to you, dude, you're always grossed out by me calling your apple juice pee.

Maybe your apple juice is the mystery mermaid pee, Dave.

[Oh man his Gambit right now.]

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'cause it's just so fuckin' random 'n you're a dork--

[ Except then he sort of cuts off short, and squints at him from behind his shades.

And then lunges to collide into him. ]

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[And John just cracks up and lets him, grappling with him and aiming to noogie the fuck out of his hair.]

MERMAID PEEEEEEE!!!

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[ God this is probably a sight to behold. But Dave gives no shits, just lets John try and noogie him. If it weren't for the fact he was going for John's ribs, it might actually be successful.

As is, enjoy the sudden underwater raspberry he's decided to apply. ]

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[Flailshriek.]

Heyyyy!!

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[ One more rebellious PBBBBBBBBT before he decides to release him. ]