#003 // accidental video // video // in person

[infiniillusion]

For the last fucking time, I'm not a princess!!

[Idiotic, insulting things have been happening since morning. First, he woke up in some huge bed in some huge room where everything was covered in frillies and ribbons, then found out that all of his clothes (including hairties) and anyone sane around were gone, and now he was more or less forced

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[whitefacedclown]

[Allen had a small chat with Kanda over the blackberries before now and Allen was rather... curious about what exactly had happened to the guys clothes.

Turning a good couple of corners, he soon stopped by a door that was seemingly open, due to the fact there where servants going in and out of it. Curiously he poked his head in to take a look around. His eyes looked around at the various servant the wildlife that he had to wonder how exactly they got in.

When his eyes reached the throne, he was met with a rather surprising shock, yet a really amusing one at the same time. Letting out a slight snort he stood there.]

Kan-da. What are you wearing?

[infiniillusion]

[Well. If there was one thing that could have made all of this worse, it was Beansprout seeing it. And that just happened.]

[Breathe, Kanda told himself while the chopsticks in his hand snapped in two out of annoyance. If anything, he can order the brat kicked out of the castle now. Or get him in a clown suit and fed to lions or something. That's right. Don't show how much this frustrates you --- GRRRRR.]

What does it look like?!

[whitefacedclown]

[Laughing slightly he covered his mouth with his hand, this was just to good to be true in that rather odd way. What did the author do?]

Well, it looks like you're in a dress. I knew you looked like a girl at times, but now this is just the icing on the cake.

[Which reminded him, he needed to see if he could find some form of food later. For now he managed to stop laughing. He was amazed that the author could do this much.]

So, what shall I call you for this week then?

[infiniillusion]

[Oh, he did not miss that amusement. One day, Walker. One day you would pay for laughing now. And, well, just seeing him in this situation in general.]

[Wait, did you just say he looked like -- twitctwitchSNAP.]

What did you say?!

[Yup, actually getting up from the fancy armchair while the mostly empty noodle bowl clatters to the floor. Unfortunately, the clothes he is wearing don't really help with the scary. Hell if he's trying, though.]

[how about Your Highness Princess Bakanda]

[Video]

[nec_metu]

[... ... Kanda, what even. What are you wearing?]

[Though Lenalee had thought that Kanda was a girl the first time they met, actually seeing him in a dress all these years later is breaking her brain a bit. Seeing as she has suddenly found herself wearing a suit of armor, she wonders if the Author somehow mixed up their roles for this new story. Not that she particularly wants to be a princess; being in Kanda's place looks daunting. Though the armor is heavy and uncomfortable to move in, it seems preferable to being pampered by a host of strangers. Still, the idea is less unpleasant when compared to seeing Kanda like that.]

I can... look for your sweater, if you want.

[It's about all she can manage to say. Kanda is a princess. This... this does not compute. But he seems to be having an expectedly rough time of it, so if having the sweater is that important to him she is more than willing to look around for it.]

[Video]

[infiniillusion]

[Well, Lenalee maybe the only or one of the very few people that don't particularly terrify him when witnessing him in a situation like this. It's still a little terrible, of course, but... Not as bad as it could be.]

[Her expression describes how he felt about it first thing in the morning pretty well. By now he's come to realize there's nothing he can do but deal with it, yet it still makes him twitchy.]

[Ah, good old Lenalee.]

Yes. Thanks.

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[nec_metu]

[Lenalee smiles, trying to brighten his mood a bit.]

Don't worry about it. I'll bring it to you if I have any luck.

[She has no idea where to even begin, or if the sweater exists in this world at all. But it's not as if she has anything better to do than look.]

I'll come by later even if I can't find it.

[He looks like he could use some non-servant company. Such a grumpy princess.]

[Video]

[infiniillusion]

[It doesn't really work, since to Kanda, smiling is merely signalling there is something wrong with your comprehension of the situation. He kind of appreciates the effort, though.]

[He just nods, but as he's already said thanks once, he doesn't repeat it, and just looks a little relieved. And almost a little excited at that later preposition, though of course it's not really visible.]

Do that. I'll go insane with just these guys around me.

[He twitches a bit and waves his hand in the air, gesturing the idiot servants and idiot fluffy wildlife and idiot peasants worshipping him. You might as well read it as LENALEE HELP ME.]

[video because let's prolong how long it'll take to get badou's ass kicked]

[notkinkypatch]

[Just asshole laughter and pointing until finally, finally among the wheezing and the snorting, Badou speaks]

Hey, your highness, us poor ass peasants could use a bit more land. An' food. An' maybe a better t.v. Why dontcha sell some of your frilly knickers or a golden booty to pay for it, eh? We'll worship your lil' tosies real good, honest! With a queen like you, who needs a jester for enlightenment?

[Annnnd then Badou's request dissolves into more asshole laughter. It's not like he could forget his own commoner duds; the itchy fabric, the chafing ass, the slippers, but this? This fills his gingery heart with hope]

[video] lolololsob

[infiniillusion]

[Kanda is very much not amused. In fact, the fork he's holding in one hand snaps in two and he twitches, hair ruffling slightly with irritation, as he tries his best to remain at least somewhat calm. Because, let's be fair, him blowing a gasket over such taunts is only going to amuse the bloody bastards more. Doesn't mean he has to be civil about it, though.]

[Still, all those comments and insults to his manliness is enough to get his usually cold tone to gain that growl-and-hiss sound to it.]

Why don't you go fucking die and make more space that way.

Re: [video] Well now I've thought about the underwear in question, thanks alot

[notkinkypatch]

[Badou gathers his wits-....okay his composure enough for his laughter to ebb into snickers and a shuddery sobsigh. He raises Kanda a cocked eyebrow and a twitching grin] Ohohoho be careful now Cupcake, I hear gettin' your knickers caught sideways is bad for your health. Not to mention could give you a few zits or somethin'. Or Pox. Don't they use leeches an shit? Nasty.

[Badou follows the social norm- at least up until ass kicking is involved- and snickers some more] Nawwww I'd rather not, I've got too much shit to do today. Like smoke, an go see what kinda booze they have in this place, an' reruns...Plus, if the last thing I see is your royal ass those fuckers past the pearl-y white gate'll never let me hear the end of it. But you've noticed I've been slimmin' down on the carbs for my badonkadonk, awww that's so sweet~ [Asshole laughter forever and a day]

[video] you're welcome~? ...what is that icon XDDD

[infiniillusion]

[It wouldn't be far fetched at all to say Kanda doesn't understand half of what's being said. This annoying bastard has a way of talking more annoying than even that of Lavi's, and it's, guess what, annoying. So he continues bristling and snarling, and the fluffy wildlife around him seem to go still for the moment, either frightened or mesmerized.]

I'm no fucking cupcake, and what the hell are you talking about?!

[Video] And the trolls come out of the woodwork.

[7forsecrets]

You know, you don't look half bad in that. [She's being perfectly ~genial~ and polite and is doing a damn good job not showing that she was laughing a minute ago. And probably will be again once the feed's off.] I bet people wouldn't even realize you were a man until you opened your mouth.

[Video] all of them.

[infiniillusion]

[Does he look insulted by the compliment? Definitely does. Still, he's a little used to being metaphorically whipped by butch females (Lenalee and Matron in particular), so he doesn't throw as much of a fit as he would have in most cases. Just twitching, hissing and glaring. You do not insult his manhood like this and get away with it, doesn't matter who you are.]

Yes they would!

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[7forsecrets]

[Awwww. It's like a pissy kitten! At least she's not more than mildly amused. As far as she's letting on.]

I don't know ... You make a very lovely girl, and do seem to carry that well - I think you could easily fool someone.

[Says the person who makes part of her living off being able to mimic and pass for ANYONE.]

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[infiniillusion]

[Yes, you could say there is that resemblance, though it could as well pass for some wild animal. Even his lovely silky hair seems to bristle, making him look a little bit bigger and hopefully more scary. Still glaring, of course.]

I'm not -- god-fucking-damnit woman, being forced in this ridiculous shit doesn't 'make' me anything. Are you blind?!

[IF HE HAS TO LIFT THAT SKIRT TO PROVE HIS POINT, HE WILL. Look, he still has his old military boots and they are very manly amirite.]

[Video] ALL OF THE TROLLS.

[weatherbraids]

What, are you in mourning? The Trader tradition of wearing scarlet might look better on you, I think. Or maybe a mix. If my sister were here, she'd be going into swivets.

[Video] TROLLERS GONNA TROLL.

[infiniillusion]

[Just. Staring and blinking at the screen. Well, this is a nice change from all the open mocks, except there is one problem: this person seems to be giving him clothing advice. As if she never even noticed he is not, in fact, a princess. Grrr. Still, for the moment he's more confused than pissed off.]

What.

[Video] More subtly than Kanda can catch, it seems!

[weatherbraids]

All-black looks simply dreadful on anyone. They hardly make mourning to make you look good, Your Royal Highness. [She's going to cut the feed and quit while she's ahead.]

[Video] It appears so.

[infiniillusion]

[Did she just diss the colour black. He might prefer red and monochrome, but black is a very practical and serious colour. Manly, too. How dare you. He's not taking this advice to heart, and he barely notices the title at the end.]

...you're full of shit.

[He twitches as he realizes the thing is no longer broadcasting. Grr.]