[video] Lost another one to the squirrels

[mr_plot_bunny]

[Tbe feed comes on to the plot bunny reclining on a plastic picnic table set, smoking a cigar. He may seem pretty relaxed right now, but in fact he is just so fed up with all of this that he has just gone around full circle.]

Alright brats listen up. The blue prints are gone. You want your manor back? You go find them and bring them to me. Got it?

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[tomboyishcandy]

Well, ekshcuse you!

If you wanted our help, you'd ashk politely inshtead of giving orders like we're your sherva-

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[tomboyishcandy]

ACCHONBURIKEEEEEEE!! [A very shocked cheek squish!]

A- a- a - TALKING BUNNY?!

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[mr_plot_bunny]

[Fluffy bunny eyeroll]

No, I'm Santa Claus. Listen, kid, I don't get those blueprints back, we... I mena YOU got nowhere to live. Simple as that.

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[tomboyishcandy]

[At first, she looks surprised and perfectly blank. Then, her face goes very red and she throws a bit of a fit, kicking at the ground and waving her arms. The camera records only skies and trees as she flails angrily, before it switches to a slightly calmer, but still angry view of Pinoko's face.]

Pinoko's not a kid!

Ooh, you nashty, rude, little brute! Pinoko's twenty!

[Audio/Private]

[whitestlie]

[Silly rabbit. Near gives orders, not take them.]

I have a better idea. Draw a new one.

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[mr_plot_bunny]

Ha. Real funny kid. Take it ya like the outdoors?

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[whitestlie]

[Ignores that comment.]

I'm serious. If a blueprint is all you need, then I can provide a new one, a better one.

[Of course Near's not going to draw it himself. That's what Leonardo's for. 8D]

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[mr_plot_bunny]

Not gonna work that way, kiddo.

You might not've noticed, but this place? Ain't natural. There's no guarantee "new and better" blueprints will actually get that hole in the ground to grow a house.

[an_adoring_wife]

You know smoking like that can't be good for your little lungs, darling.

Now, tell me, do you perhaps know where abouts these blue prints might be? There's rather a lot of ground to cover, and we'd very much appreciate any help me could get. You must have some sort of idea, a smart rabbit such as yourself...

[mr_plot_bunny]

When you've lived as long as me you'll take you pleasures where you can get 'em.

As for where they are, they ain't anywhere I've looked. Go ask the squirrels.

[You can imagine he's not the type to actually put forth vast amounts of effort looking...]

[an_adoring_wife]

Would you come and ask the squirrels with me, please? I feel like I might have more luck were I to have a young rabbit such as yourself to lend me a hand.

I'd be ever so grateful, and of course if there were anything I could do for you in return...

[jadedserpent]

You're kidding me, right? First of all, what happened to the blood manor? Lost it, did you? Second, why do we need the blueprints? You don't remember how the place looked?

[mr_plot_bunny]

Oh shut yer yap pipsqueak, it ain't gonna get the manor built any faster. I need the blueprints because the manor is getting renovated, which is why it's GONE. Try usin' that lump on your shoulders once an a while boy.

[jadedserpent]

Well, you could have said that in the first place. Though it's hardly the most efficient way to renovate a building, is it? Making us stay in the wilderness for a week.

[mr_plot_bunny]

Kid, do I look like the complaint department to you? I'm a rabbit. It wasn't MY idea.

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[chaotictherapy]

[Oh this'd be fun.]

Blueprints? Are you incapable of searching for them yourself?

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[mr_plot_bunny]

Yes.

I'm not the one you want going up against the stupid furry-tailed bastards who've been breaking the rules of how things work around here.

I swear the freaks know where I am and play shell-games on me.

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[chaotictherapy]

[He was about to mention something about laziness not being an endearing quality in a rabbit. Until of course he twigged the Squirrels had been bullying him. He almost laughs outright at his Blackberry. Poor baby.]

I see. There is even a social pecking order amongst animals. You must be at the very butt of it.

I'm feeling sympathetic. Where did you last have it.

[Being a Demonic God, that of course instantly shot him higher up that hierarchy by far.]

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[mr_plot_bunny]

Hey, the tree-rats have been breaking rules of existence here - that's a bit more than a "pecking order".

I had them around the Garden where I live - no telling where the little bastards took them.