Snark 019: Snape [Video]

[jadedserpent]

[The feed shows what can only be described as a very unhappy Snape.  He looks sunburned from his time at the beach, his hair is messy and he has his wand held tightly in one hand.]

There are these...things running around.  Little gnomes and other magical creatures of minor annoyance.  And things I've never seen before.  I don't suppose anyone knows

Comments

[abluechild]

You should probably find some aloe vera those burns look pretty bad.

[jadedserpent]

What?

[He touches his face gingerly, then frowns and glares back at her.]

No. I'm quite alright, than you.

[abluechild]

[This is what she gets for trying to be nice?]

Don't you know you can get skin cancer if you stay out in the sun too much? You should put something on those burns-I can help if you'd like.

[jadedserpent]

Let me be concerned about my own skin. If I need your help I'll ask for it, but I don't need it. So thank you for your concern, but stay out of my business.

[blondmage]

It seems the author has decided to have some fun with us. It's a shame I was really enjoying my time at the beach.

[jadedserpent]

I've never liked the beach. Too much sun. And these beasts are just making it worse.

[blondmage]

Well, there is always staying indoors on a hot day, but with these monsters it's best to not fight them unless necessary.

[jadedserpent]

What, are you afraid you won't be able to fight them? I have no such problems. They're just annoying, is all.
Unless you have some clever place to hide...