Comments | badfic_manor: Match 02 | Sasagawa Ryohei

lionpunchinist in badfic_manor

Match 02 | Sasagawa Ryohei | [Video/In Person]

May 12, 2011 23:54

PAY EXTREMELY CLOSE ATTENTION CITIZENS OF NAMIMORI!!

THERE HAS BEEN A DANGEROUS ZOMBIE BREAKOUT FROM..."ROOM 035"!!!!!

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THEY ARE NO LONGER YOUR LOVED ONES!!!!!

BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL!! THESE ZOMBIES CARRY KNIVES AND OTHER SHARP OBJECTS WITH THEM AND WILL TRY TO HARM YOU!!!!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR LISTENING!!!! [Not that Ryohei's voice really left ( Read more... )

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killer_melon May 13 2011, 04:04:23 UTC

[Hello I am Gokudera and my middle name is RAEG]

YOU FUCKING IDIOT THERE ARE NO MOTHER FUCKING ZOMBIES IN MY MOTHER FUCKING ROOM!

lionpunchinist May 13 2011, 04:23:57 UTC

YEAH, YOU'RE EXTREMELY RIGHT, THERE AREN'T ANY ZOMBIES IN YOUR ROOM ANYMORE!!!

THEY ALL LEFT YOUR ROOM AND ARE NOW EXTREME THREATS TO THE SAFTEY OF THE CITIZENS OF NAMIMORI!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE CONTAINED THEM BETTER TO THE EXTREME!!

AND IF IT ISN'T THE ZOMBIES, WHY ARE THERE EXTREMELY SHADY LOOKING PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME AROUND WITH EXTREMELY DANGEROUS OBJECTS!?!

killer_melon May 13 2011, 04:52:36 UTC

[and there's a facepalm of the CENTURY]

THERE WERE NEVER ANY ZOMBIES IN MY ROOM!

[He sighs... he had to actually attempt to fill in Ryohei on the situation... in a serious man-to-man conversation that we all know isn't going to happen]

Lawn-head where are you?

lionpunchinist May 14 2011, 03:25:04 UTC

I'M IN THE HALLWAY OUTSIDE OF YOUR ROOM TRYING TO FIND SOME ZOMBIES THAT ARE WILLING TO JOIN THE BOXING CLUB SO I CAN TEACH THEM HOW TO BE EXTREME BOXERS!!

BUT SO FAR ALL OF THE ZOMBIES THAT HAVE ATTACKED ME ARE EXTREMELY RELUCTANT AND HAVE TRIED EXTREMELY HARD TO HARM ME!! IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY CAN'T HEAR MY EXTREMELY LOUD VOICE!!!

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[Audio |Locked ] beyondsighted May 13 2011, 04:16:04 UTC

[Loud McLoud, or Ryohei Sasagawa as the words above his head revealed, hadn't escaped B's attention last week. Oh, he's well aware of how stupid Ryohei is, but for the moment, B is amused. The mention of Gokudera's room, too, or what's left of it, is icing on the proverbial cake. He decides to indulge in a little game. Swiftly, he encrypts his end of the conversation, safe from prying ears.]

Zombies~?

[Audio |Locked] lionpunchinist May 13 2011, 04:37:50 UTC

THEY WILL TRY TO CUT OUT YOUR BRAINS WITH THEIR EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WEAPONS!!

[Though I don't think Ryohei has one of those...]

[Audio |Locked] beyondsighted May 13 2011, 04:49:54 UTC

How apalling. [He actually sounds thoughtful, though in reality he's grinning.] Someone ought to punish the person who was careless enough to loose the zombies on their watch. [Not that B has a grudge against Gokudera anymore, but he's curious to see this guy's response.]
After the zombies are caught maybe. What say you?

[Audio |Locked] lionpunchinist May 14 2011, 03:37:49 UTC

[....]

...I-I DIDN'T RELEASE THE ZOMBIES!!!

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[Video] fortunatefan May 13 2011, 16:30:43 UTC

We're not in 'Namimori', whatever that place might be.

[Video] /had no appropriate icon OTL lionpunchinist May 14 2011, 03:53:33 UTC

HAVE THE ZOMBIES GOTTEN YOUR MEMORY?!!? YOU POOR UNFORTUNATE CHILD!!!!

[Video] /just uses this one forever xD fortunatefan May 14 2011, 16:11:42 UTC

My memory is perfectly fine, thank you.
You simply have no idea of where you are.

[Video] lionpunchinist May 15 2011, 02:18:53 UTC

[...............]

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOUR MEMORY IS FINE IF YOU LOST IT??

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big_bang_blue May 13 2011, 16:39:08 UTC

[Great, he's in the basement working on stuff to get the Manor running again and now zombies? Playing the video game with Kaoru was bad enough.]

Wait...what? Are you serious?

[Video] lionpunchinist May 14 2011, 23:47:04 UTC

[Ryohei is EXTREMELY overwhelmed by Megamind's physical appearance, as it is his first time seeing some one who doesn't exactly look like the typical human. So overwhelmed that he forgets the original subject!!]

...YOUR SKIN IS EXTREMELY BLUE!! THAT IS EXTREMELY NOT NORMAL!! I THINK YOU NEED TO IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE CLOSEST LOCAL HOSPITAL!!

[Video] big_bang_blue May 20 2011, 22:55:19 UTC

[Confused Megamind is now even more confused.]

Wait...what? No, no, no. This is what I normally look like. You see, I'm an alien...a-li-en. There's nothing wrong with me.

[Video] lionpunchinist May 22 2011, 02:18:19 UTC

THAT'S EXTREMELY COOL!!! DOES BOXING EXIST ON YOUR PLANET?!

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[Video/Private]-[Unhackable] knifeybastard May 13 2011, 17:44:59 UTC

[Bel has to contain himself before he ACTUALLY replies, because for the time being he's been nothing but laughing his royal ass right onto the floor but he thankfully broke nothing. This was much too great, he only wishes the others were here to see this, he's sure it would have invoked a laugh even from some of the more stern ones.

He contains himself other than his characteristic smile, staring into the feed once he turns it on, which is what starts broadcasting to Ryohei.]

Ushishishi~♫ Ah~ I'm so glad that you allowed the rest of the Manor to know. I'm unfortunately not very good with getting the message out- it seems there's even been deaths already.

Have you seen them? On the communicators? You'll have to reinforce yourself soon with so many falling to these creatures. Isn't that right, my friend?