Blue- Megamind
Red- Roxanne
[The video feed shows a room with a black board with a quantum equation on it and what looks like a drafting plan for some strange looking but spike device.]
A little to the left.
Okay.
[The yarn is cut in opposing lengths ranging from short that required a ladder to see them to long that can be seen by walking up to them. This is the start of what appears to be a montage of various notes varying in size from hand written accounts to hand drawn pictures to mathematical equations. Theories, ideas even notes of people that they met, these notes are the combined intellect of Roxanne and Megamind that are suspended on these strings.]
Almost there...
You’re shaking. I don’t think I can hold it!
[Megamind grunts.]
[There’s an “oomph” from Roxanne, before she catches her breath.]
Are you okay?
Well, that’s...that was fun.
[Megamind giggles.]
Uh-huh. Now can you help me get out?
[He shifts slightly and the sound of leather creaks as he moves, not to mention the spikes scraping on the floor.]
I’m trying but I’m stuck.
[Roxanne groans.]
Then let’s try it this way.
[She shifts too and there’s a sound of jeans scraping on the floor and of feet hitting the floor.]
And now I’m stuck. Great.
[Megamind let’s out an exasperated sigh and his voice sounds just a little strained.]
Okay, maybe if we...[grunt]...tried moving from one side to the other....maybe it’ll come loose.
[The sound of metal clinks on the floor.]
Okay...maybe not. Well, it could be worse.
[There’s a sheepish chuckle.]
Like I told you before, don’t jinx it.
[But Roxanne chuckles.]
I think you just made it tighter.
I didn’t mean to. Uh oh...I think...OUCH!!
[The sound of scraping is heard again only this time there was some weight on it.]
Not so hard! Don’t move....I’ll see if I can wiggle a little.
Not moving. Let’s see what you got, hero.
[There’s a slight purr in his voice.]
Ooh, you really know how to make a man work.
[Back to the situation at hand, the sounds of shifting is heard.]
Okay, let’s push down a little and....I’ll move this way...ooh, that’s interesting.
[The sound of something snapping is heard.]
That’s not supposed to happen.
[There’s a slight alarm in Roxanne’s voice.]
What was that?
Uh...nothing. It’s nothing. I’ll fix it later. It just needs a little adjusting.
[Ironically, that snap was all that was needed. The shifting continues.]
Usually I make these a bit more functional but somehow that didn’t work out the way I wanted it to. Okay, move down a little and.....
[Since being on the bottom gave him the advantage, it was easier to work.]
Okay, now to roll over.
I hope you have a spare...who am I talking to, of course you have at least three more.
[Shifting]
And we switched places. Now what?
[A slightly evil chuckle that seems to be his trademark laugh.]
I have more than that.
[The sound of something small and metal clinks to the floor.]
One down!
[A soft grunt and more shifting.]
Wow, I didn’t realize that it could turn purple like that.
That’s because all the blood stopped circulating. Here.
[Sounds of light shifting.]
It should be good now.
[The feed cuts off before they realize that they were being recorded.]