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Surprise Attack 1 Zira [Video]

Feb 21, 2011 08:56

[Oh shit there is an angry lion cub in the halls, trying to roar up a storm, but only managing a squeaky]

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! FIRST I HAVE TO WATCH MY SON BE KILLED BY THE TRAITOR AND ONCE MORE I AM A CHILD! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

[Zira swats at curtains petulantly, her claws extended]

When I find whoever did this to me, I will kill you.

zira, comment: hayato gokudera, comment: naomi misora, comment: light yagami, comment: conan edogawa [kudo shinichi], comment: alessa gillespie, plot: second childhood, comment: tom hanson

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killer_melon February 21 2011, 15:28:28 UTC

[HOLY SHIT. A LION. As if being in a new place and being a kid again wasn't weird enough. A MOTHER FUCKIN' LION comes walking out of nowhere. and it's TALKING.]

....Holy shit! Y-you can talk?

outlandlioness February 21 2011, 15:34:52 UTC

[Zira rolls her eyes.]

Of course I can talk. Can't you talk?

killer_melon February 21 2011, 15:45:50 UTC

H-holy shit! This is AWESOME! I've never seen a lion talk before! What's your name!

[He leans forward on his knees, his eyes practically SPARKLING. This was like the awesomest thing he's ever seen, EVER!

outlandlioness February 21 2011, 16:05:38 UTC

[Zira's hackles raise.]

Zira...

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always1truth February 21 2011, 20:02:45 UTC

[Talking. Lion. Lion's aren't supposed to talk. What is this!? Have a small seven-year-old child STARING at you.]

outlandlioness February 22 2011, 20:24:33 UTC

[Zira stares back, irritated]

What?

always1truth February 22 2011, 20:41:12 UTC

....

[Staring. Staring stupidly... which isn't something that happens often with this boy]

Lion don't talk... [apparently here they do but... what?]

outlandlioness February 22 2011, 23:10:47 UTC

I do. You can talk can't you?

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[Video] (gdit, I swear I'll get this right one day orz) agentmisora February 21 2011, 21:22:41 UTC

[Just ... what. A talking lion cub. A talking lion cub using a blackberry. Just. What?]

Um, Miss? [Oh good lord, this is insane! Did she just address an animal as Miss?] Please calm down. You are not in the same world you used to be, and the one in charge is unreachable as far as I know.

[But Naomi supposes if there's a talking bunny co-piloting the place, hell, anything can happen.]

Re: [Video] (gdit, I swear I'll get this right one day orz) outlandlioness February 22 2011, 20:25:36 UTC

[Zira growls low, still kinda scary.]

And what exactly do you know?

Re: [Video] agentmisora February 22 2011, 20:44:58 UTC

Well, uhh, [God, where to start?] you're not alone, first of all. There are quite a few of us who have been similarly kidnapped and dumped into this place. None of us know who's behind it or how it was accomplished. I don't know anyone who knows where the perpetrator resides either. So most of us are just trying to make the best of our time here.

A few have tried escaping, but beyond a certain point, it's literally impossible to go any further. You can try for yourself, but it's been tested in the past already.

[Have fun digesting all of that.]

Re: [Video] outlandlioness February 22 2011, 23:10:03 UTC

[Zira pauses to think before answering.]

When I am restored to my regular form, I will track down and find this perpetrator. My ability to hunt is unparalleled.

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junior_cop February 21 2011, 22:42:15 UTC

[First a dragon and now a talking cat? This was certainly a weird place to be.]

Sorry that you gotta be stuck here. I'm Tom.

[And his adult mind just thought of how ridiculous he sounded just now.]

outlandlioness February 22 2011, 20:13:12 UTC

[Zira smirked, stupidly confident]

Zira. I am not "stuck."

[She ran around a bit as if to prove her point]

junior_cop February 22 2011, 23:41:47 UTC

Okay, okay. You're not stuck.

[He's more puzzled that a lion can talk but then again, he read Chronicles of Narnia so this isn't so bad.]

What I meant was being put in this Manor. You should be free in the wilds...unless you like it here.

outlandlioness February 23 2011, 03:04:40 UTC

I don't, how perceptive of you little boy. How about instead of telling me what I already know, you think of a way of getting me out of here?

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motherofsilence February 21 2011, 23:54:41 UTC

[She's wandering out of the kitchen with a bowl of ice cream - telekinesis + the last few weeks giving her some warning that she COULD end up in her body back = she's taking advantage of this for all it's worth.]

Good luck with that. I don't think she's anywhere in this reality.

outlandlioness February 22 2011, 20:11:54 UTC

[Zira growls.]

Explain yourself.

motherofsilence February 22 2011, 23:17:11 UTC

This isn't your world, is it? [The question's rhetorical.]

No-one here's ever seen the Author.

outlandlioness February 22 2011, 23:19:02 UTC

What in Scar's name is an author? But you are correct this is not my home. I'm assuming it's not yours either.

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