▓ Martini 11 ▓ // (forward dated after B's capture) There are worse things, perverse things // [vid]

[suck_it_up_guy]

[Cabin fever was a dangerous thing. Especially when it came to a certain Canadian. Since the announcement of B's arrest and capture, Wallace decided that hey, it was time to celebrate. All this doom and gloom needed shifting, and nothing broke the ice like a little bit of filthy humour. So he'd buried himself in the kitchen, (avoiding the

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[agentmisora]

[Misora enables voice call immediately, utterly disturbed. With audio on, she takes a breath, prepared to deliver a good scolding only to discover she had nothing to say. She turns the device off.

Naomi puts a palm to her forehead and sighs loudly. Under normal circumstances, she would have not stood for such immaturity, but she's beyond exhausted now. A pause. Oh, what the hell.

She makes a call again, still nothing to say, and hangs up. She repeats this yet a third time.]

Ugh! [She chucks the phone against a wall and drops down on her bed, now both hands over her face, exasperated.] Man, actually, some cookies would be really nice right about now. [She shakes her head. Don't be retarded, Misora.]

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[suck_it_up_guy]

[Wallace stares at the blackberry for a while, trying to make sense of what exactly was happening. He had charged it right? Then, he heard Misora's voice and made a silent 'aaaaaaah, okay.' To himself.]

Well, they're here if you wanna come get them?

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[agentmisora]

[A very very long pause.]

Um ... [Dang, it was temping.] ... no, thank you.

[Curse that pride!]

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[suck_it_up_guy]

[Wallace raises his brows and shrugs. Can't always be a crowd pleaser, he figured.]

Alright, but I'm pretty sure they'll go fast, so if you change your mind do it soon. Don't want anyone missing out.

[finalarbiter]

[Coming up behind Wallace and grabbing an ass cookie.]

Dare I ask if these are... how did you phrase it, "artistic impressions" this time?

[suck_it_up_guy]

[He snorts and points to a rather green pair of boobs.]

Only one so far. Why, you want an ego stroking and for me to say that one's you? [He points to the largest peen cookie.]

Or were you dissatisfied with the last one I brought you?

[finalarbiter]

[He blinks in surprise, then quickly colors over being caught off guard with a cough and a raised eyebrow.]

Aah, no, that's quite unnecessary.

[And he takes a very careful, dignified bite out of ass cookie.]

Was that cookie supposed to be a compliment? I was under the impression that I was simply a test subject.

[suck_it_up_guy]

[He snorts and waves his hand, tongue sticking out.]

I'm yankin your chain. Relax.

[Oh he knows you're enjoying that. Eating an x-rated cookie can never look dignified.]

Well, if you hadn't noticed I use filthy humour to brighten the mood. You seemed kinda pissed, so I thought I'd come cheer you up. -- Well.. You never did work out what was on it did you?