Snark 002: Snape [In person]

[jadedserpent]

[Snape emerges from his tent and stops.  He stands blinking in the bright sun.  He is wearing a pair of faded grey swim trunks.  Without his black school robes, it is easy to see how pale and skinny he really is

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[its_notbragging]

[James, in this bathing suit, emerges from the water, leaving Miria behind for a second. He sees Snape and begins laughing uproariously]

Oh Snively! Have you given up and just decided to make it easier for me?

[jadedserpent]

[Books clutched to his chest with one hand, wand in the other, Snape sneers at James.]

You're not looking too dignified yourself, Potter.

[He turns and walks away from the water.]

While some of us play, the rest of us are going to find out what is happening here.

[its_notbragging]

[James actually likes his bathing suit. It draws attention.]

I happen to like mine, actually. Yours seems to provide further evidence that you don't bathe.

[James chuckles]

We already know, look at your thing.

[He points to Severus's blackberry]

[jadedserpent]

[Snape's wand hand twitches at James's insult, but he ignores it. For now.]

Well, of course we're at a beach. Even you seem to understand that. It really doesn't concern you that we were brought here in all defiance of reality and magic? There's something controlling all this, Potter, and it's far more powerful than any of us.

Understand?