{Third Robbery} It's not alright.....[Voice]

[hunted_by_fbi]

I gotta know how to use this thing right. It's called a Blackberry. It says so on the device. Gotta ask a favor out there to anyone that knows how to work this thing right. How to read all that stuff. I've figured out how to make it show the picture screen and the basics but I'm wantin' the grit on all of it

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[brothercumface]

Yeah, it was a stupid question.

[hello, earthquakes are a sore spot for me.]

There ain't always gotta be aftershocks.

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[hunted_by_fbi]

Yeah, kinda figured that part out. Must not'ta been very big. Was that another stupid thing that the Author threw in for shits an' giggles?

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[brothercumface]

I don't exactly talk with the bitch on a regular basis. How the fuck should I know?

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[hunted_by_fbi]

That makes two of us. I've been tossin' hairballs out the damn window for days now an' finally I can see the floor. Whoever brought those things inside this place should be shot. Gotta a name or do I just call you, "Hey, you"?

[Voice]

[the_tudour_rose]

You mentioned the court, if it can be called that. I was involved with it recently. May I be of assistance?

[Voice]

[hunted_by_fbi]

I need some information about it. Hang on a tick.

[Private]

Okay, I think I got it right. Been playin' around with this thing so I hope that works for more privacy, doll. Yeah, I was wantin' to know how the system worked, who the judges are an' the standards for their punishments.

[Voice]

[the_tudour_rose]

It's fairly simplistic, and takes itself far too seriously in my opinion. Other members of the house are selected at random to act as a jury, and the final verdict is left up to the Author.

The punishments depend on the accusation, and of course the results. I know one or two other residents have been removed from the house for set periods of time, however I don't know where they were sent or what happened to them during that time. Once they're returned, an armband is fixed to their clothing branding them as whatever they were convicted as.

[That's still a sore pride kick for her, but hey; it's better than it could have been]

[Voice/Private]

[hunted_by_fbi]

So they're strong-armin' anyone that falls out of their line an' punishment is dealt by that Unknown.

[A scoff.]

Sounds like a bunch of monkeys playin' God.

[A loud sigh.]

At this rate, the only ones not convicted are the ones dealing their so called justice. Now how is that fair?

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[one_eyed_zero]

Nitty Gritty, old man? It's just for talking. What, you want to hack it or something?

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[hunted_by_fbi]

[He chuckles at being called old. He knows he's not from this current time so he'll let that one slide.]

To you, I might be. That depends on what you're thinkin', young 'un. Who knows, maybe I'll be that one guy on the porch barkin' with a shotgun to keep people off my grass.

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[one_eyed_zero]

Really? I've never meet one of your kind then. Do you shoot at the gardener too?

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[hunted_by_fbi]

[He laughs.]

Nope. He's the one that's holdin' the gun. I do my own work.

[video]

[picklesgonewild]

[There's some fumbling before grunts and fumbling before Piccolo finally manages to to get the video on. It's quite possibly the only thing he can do without snapping the little device it half. He sets it down to avoid risk of breaking yet another blackberry. He glares down into the little screen.]

I've been pulled into that pathetic little excuse of an establishment for a number of reasons. What do you want to know about it?

[Video/Private]

[hunted_by_fbi]

[After now talking to three people on the subject, he's figures out how to filter though the encryption isn't entirely fool proof but it does keep the snitched listening from getting any ideas.]

A lot. I wanna know everything about it. How it works, who's runnin' it and where the courts are held. If there's a jail, I wanna know about it. I want names of the people wronged by this farce and I wanna know how they managed to find out about people's going's on.

I'll tell you why. Ever since I got here, there's been no welcome mat. Hell, even the prison's I've been in there's been established rules and there's been someone there to tell it to you. This place and their laws are a joke and I'm sick of the mind games. I have no patience for it.

Now, if the people in charge wanna play this game, so can I.

[And he's dead serious about it.]

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[picklesgonewild]

[Piccolo smirks. He's found himself quite the ambitious human.]

This place is hardly a prison as much as it's a madhouse, there's not such thing as a welcome mat. As far as the 'court' thing is concerned, I'm pretty sure the Author runs it. I'm not very familiar on how these things work, but they asked me a bunch of questions. I told them what happened and they threw this red band on my arm, and somehow took away my ability to regenerate.

As for names... lets see... they brought me into some trial to hear about some woman killing some other woman... then they asked me whether she did it or not. 'course I said she didn't so she could do it again.

[he snickers]

I think her name was Tuder? Something like that. Then there was Kuja... Like I give a crap what happened to him.

[Video/Private]

[hunted_by_fbi]

Thanks. Seems like you got a better knowledge of this madhouse and even madhouses have guidelines. Has anyone seen this one called L?

[He's heard about him but has never seen him and what he's heard, he certainly didn't like.]

[Video]

[p3rfect_kill3r]

[Hey John, have Shiki looking pretty pissed. His red eyes have a definite flare to them as he speaks.]

You mean the pathetic attempt they're making to govern the chaos of this place? It's nothing more than cowards hiding behind 'laws' they bend to fit themselves.

They're not a police force. They're nothing more than jumped up brats who need to be knocked down a peg.

[Video/Private]

[hunted_by_fbi]

[Thank god for fast learning. He definitely knows that look and he's with Shiki 100% on this. One thing that he can't stand are cowards.]

Now that's gotta change. You're not the only one out there that doesn't like it. Brats brandishin' badges with a quasi-military toward a lynchin', that's not a good mix. This place is too damn small for that. This ain't a democracy here. How did they find out about what you did?

[Oh yeah, he's read that wall.]

[Video/Private]

[p3rfect_kill3r]

[Shiki lets out a tch, his bitterness traded for a twisted grin.]

The Author saw fit to allow them all to see my act of apparent murder in cold blood across the network. I carved up an old dog to put him out of his misery.

Granted he felt the need to run his mouth off over things that he could never begin to comprehend. I couldn't let him do so without learning manners.

[His words are 'prettied up' by his standards, but it won't take a genius to realise that he honestly doesn't care about the supposed sanctity of life.]

The fact is they have collectively done far worse and don't care about treading upon any toes along the way. They get off on their power trip, especially the blonde, and this has to be put an end to.

[Video/Private]

[hunted_by_fbi]

[John's definitely listening. There's something to be said about a guy that's been in prison for ten years, heard all the stories, worked with and managed killers, broke out of jail twice and broke into a prison to break out his guys to sweep across the nation for two years without getting caught only to be shot in the back.

He nods his head and passes his tongue over his back teeth.]

I hear ya. Sounds amateur and stupid. As far as what you did, they could'a just marked you as a killer and placed you under house arrest to execute you as an equal punishment. But stickin' you out in the woods, now that's askin' for trouble. That only made you a stronger killer which is a counter-intuitive gesture on their part.

As far as that old man, I'm guessin' he came back. I'm bettin' he's avoidin' you now. Maybe learned his lesson?