▓ Martini 3 ▓ // Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bacy~// [Video]

[suck_it_up_guy]

[Wallace appears on the feed, smiling broadly. He's stood in the kitchen and there's the sound of hissing in a pan.]

Alright, people, so this ghost stuff sucks ass and has got us all a little down. I'm thinkin' cooked breakfast all round?

You hear that? That's the sound of manor bacon hitting the pan, and today a child is born to us and his name will

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[holy_pickle]

[Dende came bounding into the kitchen giggling. He was playing some sort of chasing game with his little ghost, but he is forced to stop abruptly at the pile of human on the floor.]

Are you okay?

[suck_it_up_guy]

[Wallace looks up at Dende...geez he looks familiar. Probably another show he watched when he was younger or something..Pushing himself up he dusts off his dressing gown and just offers a sheepish smile.]

Yeah, I'm fine. I was just making bacon, you want some?

[holy_pickle]

[Dende smiles and tilts his head curiously]

What's bacon?

[suck_it_up_guy]

[Wallace gets up and dusts himself off. With a smile he scoops the first piece that's ready out of the pan and puts it on a plate for the Namek child.]

It's pig meat. Here try some, see what you think.

[In Person]

[want_a_chupa]

[Kio comes running to his side]

Wa-chan! Are you okay?

[In Person]

[suck_it_up_guy]

[Carefully avoiding the ghost hamster he gets to his feet, adjusting his kimono-esque dressing gown.]

Yeah, having a case of the early morning klutzs thanks to that little bastard.

[Points down to where the small neon green hamster ball should be. He looks up with a broad grin.]

Anyway, want some bacon?

[In Person]

[want_a_chupa]

[He can't see the hamster but then again, he can't see Frida Kahlo following Kio.]

Absolutely~! I love meat in the morning~!

[In Person]

[suck_it_up_guy]

[Wallace shakes his head and turns back to the hob.]

How many slices?