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[badbadbathhouse]

Ooh~ la la! Never in my wildest (and wettest) dreams did I ever think this kink meme would yield such passionate results! With nearly five thousand comments in the initial post, I figured it was high time we bring the naked party over into a new post to leave the first open for request followup and... other forms of fulfillment

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Enclosure [1/?]

[anonymous]

Warning: I have never written smut in my life. Approach at your own risk

Enclosure [2/?]

[anonymous]

But it still felt too damned hot in there to him. It just went to figure. It was almost unbearable, as if he would feel better if...

"Alright everyone, shirts off! The king...decrees!" an amused, giddy voice tinged with barely held-in laughter. Yukiko...and she seemed drunk. Probably as drunk as in Escapade, despite there not having been, according to Naoto, no alcohol. He would swear that this was intentional on her part. Predictably, several voices in varying states of protest or excitement followed.

And he suddenly wished to be out there. At least he could move about without grazing anyone, and there were drinks to relieve him of that heat. Frustrated, his gaze turned back to Naoto. That petite stature, her facade of collectedness, that boyish-yet-not look to her face...no.

Yosuke desperately tried to take his mind off of her, closing his eyes and turning his head away. Anything. Chie, Rise, Saki...but his vision kept coming back to the Detective Prince in front of him. And... Oh, for the love of all that is holy,

Enclosure [3/?]

[anonymous]

Without thinking, his hand shot forward and grabbed the hat off of Naoto's head, putting it on his own.

"Hey!" Naoto suddenly lost her calm, collected facade as she lost her hat. Which further became undone with Yosuke suddenly calling more attention to himself with a grin...

"Don't worry, Yosuke, Ace Detective, is on the ca--AGH!"

Yosuke doubled over, learning first-hand that Naoto was a lot stronger than she looked, as she belted him, snatched the hat back, and placed it back on what she felt was its rightful spot. "What was that for?!" she immediately questioned him, giving no time to recover as she waited for a response.

Cringing through the pain, Yosuke hoarsely answered with a query; "So...how'd I look?" Damn, Naoto hits hard. Really hard, he thought. The only time that he could remember being hit harder was Chie's critical hit to his nads. And that was debatable

Enclosure [4/4]

[anonymous]

"Two, the king orders you to answer which of the girls' breasts is best, after a thorough examination!" A drunken and lurid-sounding giggling voice could be heard from outside, followed by a stammering "Wh, WHAT?! But...". Yet despite the clamor outside, the two in the closet were deafened and blinded by sheer lust, and as Naoto leaned in to kiss him again, her eyes communicated a silent, but very clear message to him: I'm doing this, regardless of whether or not you like it. Not that Yosuke was in much of a mental state to try--or want--to stop her anyway

Re: Enclosure [4/4]

[tonksn]

This was soooooo hot!!! Crack pairing run wild and at it's hottest! Thank you!

[anonymous]

oh god that was fucking amazing.

Re: Enclosure [4/4]

[anonymous]

OH GOD I lol'd so hard, pffft anon you rock &hearts

Writer!Anon

[anonymous]

Wow. I'm surprised at the level of positive applaud for this piece of work. I never wrote smut before, and haven't written fanfiction in years (nevermind a serious attempt at fanfiction). So I tried to put more of my focus in both the non-sex and the awkwardness of it all.

Needless to say, I'm glad that it was found to be entertaining.