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May 26, 2009 07:16

Oh gracious, I turn a blind eye for just a sexond and the second post fills up! Darlings, sweetpeas, do please forgive my tardiness. I bring you now our third installment of the fantasticousity, and would indeed love to, ah, beg your pardon in being so late about it.

SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
PART THREE

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anonymous May 28 2009, 07:51:01 UTC
ANYWAYS IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT.

This anon is generally pretty forgiving, but whenever a character tacked that unnecessary -s at the end of "anyway," she wanted to push someone into a tv.

So Souji is pretty smart in canon. Or in my canon. Whatever. Let's have him explode in a ranty, ragey, self-righteous, fiery mayhem sort of way. Any character will do -- hell, have him go after all of them if you're feeling particularly ambitious.

make me and Christian Bale proud, anon!

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Seconded! anonymous May 28 2009, 09:23:52 UTC
This has the potential to be absolutely hilarious, anon.

Is Souji's grammar snobbery rewarded with galactic punts or other acts of 'appreciation' from the target(s) of his rant?

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Re: Seconded! anonymous May 28 2009, 16:17:57 UTC
OP has a feeling the result would include more hilarious off-putting grammar, but whatever it is, it's probably not going to be pretty. 8D

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anonymous May 28 2009, 13:44:14 UTC
A friend and I are convinced that Souji's grumble emote after the text message before the guys' Christmas party wasn't "what, no ladies," but rather, "LEARN TO SPELL."

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anonymous May 28 2009, 16:23:45 UTC
YOU MEAN THIS, RIGHT?

http://tinypic.com/r/8vp0yx/5

(between screaming at "anyways," I was laughing my ass off. Why you text liek twelve year old girl, Yosuke?)

It honestly never occurred to me that he cared about the lack of ladies... I thought he was struggling through his bff's practically indecipherable text. Why did he strip this message of most of its vowels? Why does he even bother with that comma?

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anonymous May 29 2009, 00:46:29 UTC
You know, I thought that at least Naoto's text would be correct, but even hers was bad.

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anonymous May 29 2009, 03:23:37 UTC
The "what the hell, what is this crazy moon language" option was the one that occurred to me first, and I insist it is the correct one.

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anonymous May 28 2009, 15:12:10 UTC
Oh, I see.

Well anyways, I'd like to see this too.

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anonymous May 28 2009, 16:19:35 UTC
dsjfsklfjdskldjakdlfjakldfjslkfjs

|D;

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anonymous May 28 2009, 17:39:47 UTC
Hey, what is it? What's wrong with you, anyways?

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anonymous May 28 2009, 19:48:53 UTC
Just wanted to say, a) I'm filling this and b) I'm using this conversation as inspiration. BDb

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anonymous May 28 2009, 19:56:22 UTC
Wow, I'm honored. Anyways, good luck on your fill!

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Perfection 1/?? anonymous May 29 2009, 04:30:40 UTC
Souji Seta is a boy who prides himself on doing things right.

He gets up every morning, brushes his teeth, and always remembers to floss. He never has a hair out of place, his clothes are never wrinkled, and his shoes have a mirror-like quality that only comes with hours of dutiful polishing. His homework gets checked thrice each night before being tucked carefully into his schoolbag and, when he pulls it out in class the next day, it is unfailingly crease-free ( ... )

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Perfection 2/?? anonymous May 29 2009, 04:33:53 UTC
Souji’s fearful suspicions were confirmed when the two arrived at the Junes food court only to be greeted with the faces of the entire Investigation Team (sub Yosuke; although he probably wasn’t far off). Chie ran ahead, snagging a seat next to Yukiko while the two girls started chatting animatedly. Souji hung back a moment to steel his nerves. He was good at keeping up a happy face for his friends most of the time, but it hadn’t been a lie when he told Chie how tired he was. And when Souji got tired, the edges of his perfect self started to fray slightly.

And when Souji started to fray…

“Heya, Senpai!” Kanji greeted robustly, pulling out a chair with a little too much force, “Don’t just stand there, siddown and stay a while, why dontcha?” If Souji winced, no one seemed to notice.

“Thanks,” he smiled, taking the offered chair between Kanji and Naoto. The latter sat to his left and sipped taciturnly on her soda. At least she wasn’t going to be adding to his headache ( ... )

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Perfection 3/?? anonymous May 29 2009, 04:36:55 UTC
“Hey-,” Yukiko frowned, starting in on her friends defense. She didn’t get far, though.

“Yukiko!” Souji smiled -- a wide, disturbing smile -- before turning to face her, “How are you doing? Are you okay?”

Taken aback by the sudden sweetness, Yukiko merely stared.

“Ah, not too well, I see. I can understand. I can’t imagine what it’s like to get drug around. Which hurt worse, getting shot full of chemicals or shoved into capsule form?”

He red-clad girl had never looked more lost, which was definitely saying something. Souji showed no sign of stopping to explain anything to her.

“You know why I can’t imagine it, Yukiko? Because it can’t happen! You get dragged. You can’t get ‘drug’ anymore than you can get ‘hat’. The only drug you’re on, Yukiko, is laughing gas!”

Kanji stood up next, while Yukiko took a moment to recover from that last slap in the face. Gripping the table with rage, Kanji could barely control the tone of his voice when he started speaking, “The hell’s with you, man ( ... )

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Perfection 4/4 anonymous May 29 2009, 04:41:26 UTC
“Souji-senpai, that is enough!” she squeaked, glaring at him dangerously, “You can’t just yell at people like this! We have feelings!”

“Oh, I know all about your feelings, Rise.” Souji made a big show of cycling through his phone to get to her texts, “You communicate them all so well. Tell me, what sort of emotion does backslash-parentheses-space-asterisks-capital A-asterisks-close parentheses-frontslash convey?”

Rise blinked.

“Oh, you don’t have the faintest idea, either, huh? Here’s a tip, Risette, words were made to be used. If you insist on letting me know exactly how you feel when you write me one of your indecipherable little messages, then just tell me. Don’t leave me some of the Universal Airhead Code because -- newsflash! -- I’m not familiar with it ( ... )

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