[Having been in Nellie's body for some time, and now back in his own body, Jack's been trying to figure out what the heck happened.]

Wonder if anyone can tell me what in the hell happened...

[Jack, finding himself in this very wierd situation, is pretty damn pissed, for a lack of a better word. If you don;t mind the minor language that may pop up while talking to him, all is good.]

What the hell just happened to me? [Stares at himself. Yeah. Now may be a good time to fill him in on what happened.]

*If you go inside the barn, you may see Jack wandering around and looking through various things to see what's there. Feel free to bug him if ya want*

[After finding himself at the farm, Jack is pretty annoyed right now.]

This is a little disturbing, coming at a farm. I thought it was impossible to make a wrong turn in that Stargate.

Speaking about Stargates, where the heck is it?