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[willbefirst]

So some boy named Kaoru hugged me just to see if I would turn into an animal and I did...

What?

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[selflimiting]

I wasn't smart already?

[nods] But still! He should know what manga is. Maybe he doesn't know how to read. He does seem more strong than smart...

Oh come on, milord~. [rolls his eyes a bit] ...do you really want to know? My methods are so embarrassing.

EXACTLY!

[selflimiting]

Hm.

...oh my. [refrains from being judgmental about that theory] True, that soldier thing might keep him away from girls and focus more on fighting. They always gossip about it, hm?

Nothing~. [gives a wave of his hand] I-it's...it's too embarrassing to even talk about.

[selflimiting]

[smiles] Well, thanks.

If only we could find some here... Really? How coincidental. Hikaru and I get our ideas from manga, too~. [take this anyway you want, Tama :|]

W-well, I could... always lead them on, buy into their advancements, but... if it got too far... [braces self before letting his face turn serious] I'd knee them where it hurts and run.

[selflimiting]

Mhm! Some of the manga we buy... we can't use for our act. Some are too hilarious, really.

It's a strategy! Get them weak from charm and then hit and run. ...do they have police here?

[selflimiting]

... ... ...yes, that's exactly it.

How would they know I know? They could just think I'm willing. [sage nod] That's why you kick and scream and fight back, milord.

That's not good. What if someone causes trouble? And what if there's a murder or a pervert?

[selflimiting]

[just... smiles] I will!

Maybe so! We'll have to ask.

[selflimiting]

I still say he's sheltered.

[selflimiting]

We'll un-shelter him! [being genuine actually]