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[fool_of_love]

[Here, have an annoyed psychotic clown girl covered in hay.]

Hello? HelLO?! Hey, Mistah Kidnapper Person, you out there? I'm just givin' you a friendly warning here! My Puddin' ain't gonna take too kindly to havin' me stolen like this. If I were you, I'd return me right now and then take a good long vacation somewhere at least two timezones away

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[indecisiveninja]

-takes notice of the rather oddly dressed woman-
Texas? Chainsaw?

...I don't think there's anyone here like that...

[fool_of_love]

[She perks up at the sound of a voice, whirling around to point an accusing finger at her.]

Ah-HAH. It was you, wasn't it? You're the one who nabbed me!

[indecisiveninja]

M-me?! What use would I have in kidnapping you?!
I'm stuck here just as much as you are!

[milkylens]

I think everyone would like to know where the kidnapper is.

Puddin'?

[fool_of_love]

Yeah, my Puddin'. He's... hold on, "everyone"? What, does this guy have hostages stacked like cordwood somewhere?!

[milkylens]

Not as such, there are a lot of people here...but no one seems to know who actually brought us here. He or she hasn't made an appearance.

[widewithwonder]

Kidnapper? Who would something like that?