Half-god: Check. Knighted by age 20: Check. Mention of "outline" in regard to hair: Check Inexplicably green metals: Check. TWIN SCIMITARS: Double Check. No set limit to powers: Check. No real weakness: Check. Absolutely no set-in-stone personality traits, so as to allow him to do whatever the player thinks would be the coolest reaction at the time: Check. Cheap cop-out instead of a history: Check.
Or one of those people who think diamonds or obsidian would make awesome sword blades. Diamond might be the hardest natural substance but that doesn't mean it is flexible XD
I like how in weakness he tells us his strengths first instead. And his only weakness being 'MAYBE A GOD COULD KILL HIM... MAYBE'. He's strong against Magic and Physical attacks? Uh... that's pretty much all there is. D: Except maybe like mental/psychological... wtf.
Gives me an idea. App someone who's a master in torture, mental, psychological, and physical torture. A guy that would make a Medieval Interrogator look like a saint.
Precous metals suck as armor. use this to your advantage when you have to fight him.
Green? Only metal I can think of that's green is copper that was exposed to salt water too long. (Example: Statue of Liberty)
Guy with English last name, carrying an Asian weapon. Why is it always katanas that Gary Stues have?
Green scimitars? did he paint them, or are they just really old copper that turned green?
Fiery blades? I can do that too! Dipping the blade into alcohol and then over a candle. WOOSH!
Green flames? I blame the absinthe fairy.
Massive Power. I"M LEVEL 100203883923992037297333!!! weaknesses: Don't make me make a God character, or bring out one of my angels.
History: wow, lazy.
Do you have a rule that "If it's not in the bio, it does not exist?" Which basically means, if his powers arn't listed, they don't exist? So all we get in the end is some guy who can make a blade burn and turn into green flames?
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Knighted by age 20: Check.
Mention of "outline" in regard to hair: Check
Inexplicably green metals: Check.
TWIN SCIMITARS: Double Check.
No set limit to powers: Check.
No real weakness: Check.
Absolutely no set-in-stone personality traits, so as to allow him to do whatever the player thinks would be the coolest reaction at the time: Check.
Cheap cop-out instead of a history: Check.
Conclusion: Kill it with fire.
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I laugh when I see that in a profile.
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He's strong against Magic and Physical attacks? Uh... that's pretty much all there is. D: Except maybe like mental/psychological... wtf.
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Then sick him on this guy.
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There's economic attacks. Slap an oil embargo on him and he'll cry "uncle" before the stock exchange opens.
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-4 for REMINDING OF IT WHY DID YOU TURN INTO COMPLICATED MMO CRAP ARGH AND THEN YOU STOPPED UPDATING AGAIN
Also this really, really, really sounds like a kid new to roleplaying.
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And yeah. I'll probably give him a chance to clean up his act. I just thought it was worthy of a rant.
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Green? Only metal I can think of that's green is copper that was exposed to salt water too long. (Example: Statue of Liberty)
Guy with English last name, carrying an Asian weapon. Why is it always katanas that Gary Stues have?
Green scimitars? did he paint them, or are they just really old copper that turned green?
Fiery blades? I can do that too! Dipping the blade into alcohol and then over a candle. WOOSH!
Green flames? I blame the absinthe fairy.
Massive Power. I"M LEVEL 100203883923992037297333!!!
weaknesses: Don't make me make a God character, or bring out one of my angels.
History: wow, lazy.
Do you have a rule that "If it's not in the bio, it does not exist?" Which basically means, if his powers arn't listed, they don't exist? So all we get in the end is some guy who can make a blade burn and turn into green flames?
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And it's just sad how overrated katanas are. Yeah, they're good weapons. But they're not wildly better most other swords.
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