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Sep 18, 2010 22:47

So, remember the idiot with Magic Missile? Last night, things finally broke down ( Read more... )

doesn't mean what you think it means, serial fail, doing it wrong, dungeons & dragons

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shurhaian September 18 2010, 22:35:52 UTC
Ow. I really hope your DM is clued-in enough to notice this happening and not, in fact, "prove" this loose cannon's point.

Also, let it be, oh, a shapechanged dragon. Something that could majorly bitchslap the guy if he breaks his "bargain" and throws magic missiles around anyway.

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irrisia September 18 2010, 23:23:11 UTC
The LAST thing he magic-missiled was a shape-changed dragon. It -did- bitchslap him down to -10hp. All we got from that was "Oh, obviously it couldn't kill me because it wasn't destiny!"

My forehead has a permenant desk-line, and I have a headache. Argh.

(I do hope some of those tags aren't aimed at me =/)

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shurhaian September 18 2010, 23:34:49 UTC
No, those lnegative labels are all directed to Mr. Magic Missile.

Other than that I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm sure not putting any blame for this on you. ^^;

Anyway. Obviously, the next thing he tries that on SHOULD kill him. >.>

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wolfsamurai September 19 2010, 01:38:42 UTC
Agreed. I hope your DM does something like throw an urbane, witty evil guy at your party. Someone who works through minions, hirelings, and other indirect and unprovable methods so that giant asshat doesn't have any excuse whatsoever for blasting him in the face.

Failing that, kill the asshat's character, tell him that divine intervention has altered his destiny, and kick him out of the group.

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cygnia September 19 2010, 04:08:55 UTC
And if he kills the seer, throw an open-ended curse that only affects him to boot (and any other characters he chooses to make afterwards if he tries to then kamikaze his toon).

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irrisia September 19 2010, 20:10:47 UTC
Oh, trust me, the characters can die. It's just that idiot is, apparently, playing a character who believes he can't die. Which would be fair enough, if his way of proving it wasn't going to get three other people's characters killed.

I don't mind if my character dies due to campaign; dying cause of another characters LOLZ is just... lame.

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serel_kas September 19 2010, 20:59:06 UTC
It's just that idiot is, apparently, playing a character who believes he can't die.

"The graveyards of war are filled to the brim with men who have considered themselves immortal. Give them my regards."

shamelessly stolen from a story, but lifting thematically appropriate one-liners is my eternal weakness.

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shadow_otm September 19 2010, 08:40:29 UTC
GM needs to man up and kill idiot without punishing the entire party since it was his decision not to do away with him when he missled the dragon.

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monocle_claire September 19 2010, 09:43:56 UTC
Your GM needs to kill him dead.

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