Why is it no one reads anything but the fetishes?

[epicbishophazel]

Pay some damn attention to the other details before you ask for an RP!

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[the_nuttyone]

Nobody reads anything but the fetishes because they're idiots. F-list doesn't do anything to STOP them from only reading the fetishes, either. Am thinking of suggesting they remove that "jump to kinks" button on character pages.

There is no part of "Greek demigod in ancient Greece looking for God of War or Greek mythology RP" that makes anyone think he'd want a catboy. I mean, wouldn't that be a male Sphinx in Greek mythology? I think they got the wrong character for that.

Suspect there will be more Crazy for either of us today. That site is a magnet for it!

[epicbishophazel]

Also, Actius is either usually sub or switch and by switch, I mean I like to switch within the RP. Actius is not a dom. I have doms, but I don't post them there, I save them for people I trust because otherwise I'd be flooded with Shuichi Shindous.

[the_nuttyone]

Mine are usually switch. Figure it makes sense for them--has gotten me odd looks for not following the stereotypes about GLBTQ people. Do not even WANT to know what a Shuichi Shindou is, suspect it is the catboy.

[epicbishophazel]

It's the main character of Gravitation, the most annoying whiny uke bitchboi ever to 'grace' mainstream male/male manga.

[monocle_claire]

And this is why I very carefully outline what my characters will and will not do (hurr hurr, innuendo) in the kink section. I go through every single one listed, which has lead me to have gigantic 'no' lists, haha.

[epicbishophazel]

I probably should start having a no list.

[monocle_claire]

It really does help, even if it ends up being stupid long - of course, I still get people PMing me, asking me to do scat or yaoi. -brrrr-

[the_nuttyone]

I figured that explicitly stating that I am not the character, and these are the things that said character would/wouldn't do worked. So far, it's driven off some weirdos. Don't really like checking off every single thing; it can be tedious when I really only want to check off the items my characters like. Do have a no list on my male dwarf, due to the troll/draenei person. Only have "size differences" listed there.

[milksake]

HEY GAIZ LETZ GO FIND SOME RANDOM DEMIGOD AND HAVE HIM BONEZ A NEKO KAWAII DESU NII (LOL I R JAPAN).

Sometimes, roleplaying really sucks.

[epicbishophazel]

Yes, indeed.

[leaute]

Sometimes I think people just ctrl + f gay when reading profiles of characters they'd like their Gravitation rip-offs to get porked by.

[epicbishophazel]

Probably. The worst part? Re-reading Actius' profile, I noticed I'd made him usually submissive and requested partners who are gods, demigods or greek heroes! I mean, really.

[leaute]

I don't think there's anything wrong with mature RP or even plain sex RP if that's what a person is into. It's not usually my cup of tea, but I'm not personally offended or something if people feel like indulging in some erotic stuff. It just annoys me that people don't take the time to make sure that the character they're looking at is actually what they're looking for. From what you've described, it literally seems like this person found out your character was into dudes and was like "What gay guy wouldn't like to jump on an underage cat boy who's still in the closet? :D:D:D:D:D"

[leaute]

Whoop, html fail and no edit button. I weep.

[dimitrinabokov]

What about a Greek demi-god in ancient Greece looking for a God of War or Greek mythology RP just screams 'Hmm, I'd like to bone some subby closeted catboy...'

Well, to me, someone who likes reading Greek mythology way too much, it'd be the "Greek demi-God" part and the "Ancient Greece" part (the latter in particular, they were sort of big on guys doing younger guys). Hercules did a lot of guy boning. Granted it wasn't a catboy, but that's because the Greeks had to write all their stories quite a while before anime came along.

Though I'll admit, I really doubt this person actually thought it through and came to that conclusion, and just assumed you would jump at the chance.

[epicbishophazel]

I'd be fine with a historically 'accurate' idea like a younger human perhaps, but not a cat boy. That weeaboo furry stuff is something I prefer to avoid.

[dimitrinabokov]

Should probably steer WELL clear of any RP on Champions Online then. That's the most insanely high concentration of catgirls and wolfgirls and furries of all bad RP shapes and sizes I've ever seen in one fucking place.

The word "fucking" is used because that's usually what they were doing ._.

[epicbishophazel]

Ugh. I'm annoyed enough that WoW is adding Worgen as a race, I think I'll stay away from anything with more stereotypical 'kawaii' furry people than that.